Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 14, 2024

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Hmm, you can’t mix milk and lemon in tea, so…

Lemon and milk? Only if you want little curds of cottage cheese in your tea.

Better check with the illumina-coffee!

Don’t drink the Tea!

Many years ago I tried both lemon and milk in tea, as pointed out already, it was not a good idea.

You’ve gone one steep too far.

As far as I’m concerned, milk does not belong in tea, with or without lemon. I don’t put milk in coffee either, but at least the idea is not jarringly wrong.

Lemon in coffee? Hmm…

Nah, not for all the tea in China.

Milk just disguises the taste of the tea (or coffee)

I knew Earl Grey was up to something!

Must be pumpkin spice.

The tea’s in a Deep State of mind.

It’s true. I heard on all-night talk radio. Apparently, someone wrote a book about it. All facts from what ‘They’ say.

They use space lasers to boil the water.

The curdling shriek could be heard clearly.

We’ll put a stop to this. That tea will be iced.

So, The Illuminatea doesn’t know that combining lemon and milk with it is a good way to destroy its plans?