Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 11, 2025

Kankakee, Ill ? I used to live along the Kankakee river in Indiana….

Well these days you can identify as whatever you want and it isn’t considered a lie.

“Welcome to yet another entertaining and stimulating game show hosted by a hilarious comedian who doesn’t love himself.”

It’s a great show!

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Odd, never expected a female pope but do think a black one possible before I die. Is gender a higher hurdle?

In reality, one is a used car salesperson, and the other is a politician. Although it will be an exciting episode, there’s no way that anyone can beat a politician at lying.

That looks like a presidential debate.

I would watch this show. (maybe I’m lying)

Does a clearly false statement count as a lie if you never expected anyone to believe it?

I hope he doesn’t mess up and call the Basset Hound “Your Holiness.”

Even the emcee lies like a cheap rug.

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

Shouldn’t House be the host?

Even the emcee lies through his teeth…

One contestant had to research religious platitudes, but the other one just has to go “woof, woof”.

The republican game show.

The only game show I watch is The Price is Right and in the show case if there’s a boat I always yell my buddy’s name, Hey (name) look a boat!!! – he was (RIP) an avid boater.

Which one is which? They both look like the Pope to me.

The Discordians assert that every man, woman and child on the Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope. You can download and print cards identifying you as a Discordian Pope.

(Me? I’m Pope Leo the Cowardly.)

discordia [dot] fandom [dot] Com/wiki/Pope_cards

… And now here’s your host… Georrrgge Saaaantos!

If I believe that what I’m saying is true and correct, and then find out later I was completely wrong, was I lying?

“Everybody Lies Down” never got off the ground.

is the pope from greenwich village?

Could well the be Coptic Pope, not the Catholic Pope, no one knows what the Coptic Pope looks like.