Well! He does seem like most boys in one important attribute! 8^ _
Miss Phelps: “Gunther did you read your horoscope today? It says that in 8 years you will be proposing marriage to the hottest girl in the world. Trust the horoscopes they never lie.”
Nobody likes “dull” unless that “dull” is RICH.
Don’t worry. One day you’ll date at least two “hot” girlfriends.
Unfortunately, one will leave you to pick up sticks in Peru.
The other will be insanely jealous of your interacting with ANY young woman other than HER.
Then you’ll long for those _dull old days.”
It’s the same old story. Girls want a “bad boy” who’ll be “good” to them, and boys want a “good girl” who’ll be “bad” for them.
Don’t look to Phelps for answers, Gunth – she’s clueless. :D
I may not be macho, but I do ride a motorcycle. And let me tell you, it hasn’t miraculously made ladies throw themselves at me.
Although little kids think it’s cool and ask me to rev it up to make noise, and making a little kid grin is pretty cool too, so I guess it’s a win after all.
Interesting. The other day Gunther said no one liked him and I noticed that Knute was his friend. Now it’s clear he’s just upset because he’s attracted to girls who don’t return his interest. That’s a different situation altogether. (I’m also curious where all of those 8th grade girls are finding boyfriends with motorcycles.)
Yes Miss Phelps, GIRLS. Surely you remember being one, back when you wrote to Lincoln suggesting he grow a beard!?
See what a nuisance mating instincts are?
At least Gunny knows where he stands (or mopes) in the world….
May 24, 2016