January 17, 2018
Wowsers! Stef has an expensive appetite.
Something tells me Stef ordered the filet mignon because she’s watching her intake or she’s richer than Tiff.
It looks like Stef is going to eat Tiffany out of house and home. So much for that plan.
Tiffany, a major lollipop- Stephanie is not fooled
Stef is apparently as attached to her cheerleader uniform as Tiff was to hers in high school.
Ugh. User. Tiff’s little plan to score her own room is going to backfire big time. She’s going to have the user AND the user’s boyfriend looking to leech.
I think Tiff is going to be out – airheaded by a professional airhead. Tiff probably will not get the results from this like she thinks.
This is gonna cost ya! Stefi will not be impressed. Somehow I don’t think this is gonna turn out well.
Stef is toying with Tiffany.
Smell that? That’s a whiff of condesension and it’s coming from Stef.
Tiff is wasting her money and time here. If she’s going to throw her money out into the street, she might as spend the money playing Powerball.
By the way, Stef’s hairstyle looks like the logo from the old “That Girl TV” show:
All she needs to do is dye it black and bingo, 1960’s Marlo Thomas. ;-)
Ouch on that “You think I’m your bestie!”
I suspect Tiff haven’t asked Stef yet who she wants to room with in the Quad so now she is doing the flattering and bribing.
Medium? Burn the witch!!!
Reminds me of my former in-laws. Their taste depended on who was paying the bill.
Stef was really condensing and smug.
It seems we have two users using each other.
Carpe diem, seize the day, or in this case, bon appetite; enjoy.
Get your buyer’s regret before you choose your roomie, Tiff.
This plan is going south fast….
Oh, Tiffany… you have a big appetite on a small budget these days… how many days at the Fuse will you be working to pay this off?
The player is being played.
You take any free meal you can, especially when you’re in college.
Watch out, Tiff, or you’ll be commuting from home for the rest of your college years!
Stef is all of Tiffany’s worse shallowness, pretentiousness, meanness, superciliousness—and those are the good things—on steroids. No surprise she took up Tiff’s offer ordering the most expensive item on the menu. What a K9. Tiff, you clearly miscalculated.
Uh oh, Stef is pulling the same stunt Luann’s family did with Les. (Spancy??) (Stef wears a cheerleader costume every day?)
Okay, so Stef is going to run up a huge bill at dinner and if Tiff is not careful she can expect this to happen in the quad too when Stef orders pizza and other food and drink for her friends when they have parties in the quad.
Prediction: Stef already has a roomie lined up and thinks Dez and Tiff will share a room and/or Stef has broken up with her QB so Tiff is wining and dining her for nothing. The roomie can be one of the obnoxious girls Nancy kicked out of the Fuse a few weeks back and will get into Tiff when she see that she works at the Fuse for TJ and Nancy.
“And, waiter – I’ll take a bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild 1869. Thanks, Tiff, you sure are a bestie! Wish you were 21…”
Never offer to pay up front. After the meal is finished and the bill is presented, offer to pick up the tab. Lowers your exposure to leeches.
Welp. Now I’m going to think about the possible definitions of “sweet” for the rest of the day.
Don’t be so confident that afford the bill until the tab arrives.;-D
“You think I’m your bestie”…. Hmmmm
From “Tiff!” to “Tee!” And then “Filet Mignon,Medium”. Not going well.
Tiffany’s plan start to backfired immediately… but let’s face it, Tiffany kinda deserves to being crushed by Stefani. Does she really want to share a room with her just to take advantage of the situation and steal her boyfriend? It will be a disaster and will end with the total and ridiculous defeat of Tiffany.
Steffi is no fool.
Medium? Kip should run!
I dislike her already.
A cheerleader ordering fillet mignon? Not a chance! It would have to be salad no dressing if she’s gonna fit in that uniform, which she barely does!
What’s “spancy” anyway??
This may be the worst slight Tiffany has experienced since Quill ditched her for Luann.
No use wining, er whining about this later, Tiff. Bad idea from the start.
THIS IS DEFINITELY “GOING OFF THE RAILS”
Hey, Stef—how about a lobster tail, too. A real surf ‘n’ turf.
“Wowsers”? “Spancy”? Trying to “get down” with the kids, are we?
Wow, Stef is feeling extra passive-aggressive today.
Is Stef stuck in 1966 ?
Isn’t it strange that Americans use a French name to describe a piece of beef when in France this name describes a piece of pork?
Bestie might not make it through the meal.
What happened to Crystal?
Hmm.. a snoot snootier than the main snoot in the strip.
Nice going Tiff, fatten her up, lose some weight, and her soon to be ex-boyfriend will be all yours.
I’ve never had flamin’ yawn. Is it good?
Stef speaks French too.
Of course I do have a favor to ask.
Looks to me like they will be using one another. Life lesson for Tiff coming up.
Medium??!?! Who orders a filet mignon medium? It’s a warning sign, Tiff needs to end this friendship right now
It kind of reminds me of that episode of “Adam-12” where Malloy decided to treat Reed to breakfast and Reed tried to order steak and eggs as a result.
Wow. The trolls always say if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Good advice. I’m checking out for the week, hope for something different next Monday.
Another user…worse than Tiff.
Here’s what I see in Stef:A smart friend told me – years ago: “for every woman who looks like that, there’s a man who’s sick of putting up with her $#*%!!!”
Only when someone else is paying?
I’d take advantage of her too
Tiff is about to get get stiffed…er, steffed…
Does anyone suppose we’ll know the quad line up by the end of this week?
Oh Lord! Ann Awful Jr. Tiffany can really pick ’em.
Tiffany meets her clone.
Tiffany, meet Tiffany Deluxe 2.0
Aaaand here’s where we learn Steff broke up with her hottie boyfriend.
Tiffany is going to go broke messing with Stephanie!
Well now that the preliminary BS is out of the way…
Hope Tiffany wakes up to and makes this Stef’s last meal on her dime. Surely there are more peeps to choose from…or enter a new character…ya’ know one Tiff could learn from. Nah…not happening…that would be a “Drama-Free” zone. Lol
Filet Mignon is only very expensive in restaurants. Otherwise it’s just expensive.
I have the feeling Stef’s dad sells a lot of used cars.
Dont treat at an expensive restaurant if youre not prepared for a big bill. Or tell the guest After they order :)
Stef seems like the type who would take advantage of her real friends too.
When a user meet a user coming through the lie.
What! No Chateau Briand?
Stef is on the carnivore diet, I’m betting.It’s one of the few ways to stay trim and muscular instead of eating crap.NOTE: I’m a subscriber to a “Eat anything I can get into my mouth” diet though.
Tif, meet your sister from another mother!
The whole “cheerleader wears her uniform 24/7” trope is bad enough when done with a high schooler, but it stretches credibility past the breaking point when it’s a university student. Especially when she’s wearing it to a fancy-looking restaurant. But I suppose it’s easier than having her wear a sign that say “all the readers are supposed to hate me.” Greg sure does love his shallow stereotypes, doesn’t he?
Tiffany? You’ve just been ‘Tiffanied’!
The fourth roommate will be an undercover police officer investigating “Shallowness In Our Schools”.
It’s NOT her food appetite. It’s her LIVING appetite that is in question. Watch out Tiff. This kid is a manipulative stinker and she’s out to get ya!! She’d even chase down your Father if she had a chance!
Is Stef quick enough to know whats going on? :)
Crash and Burn, Tiff, Crash and Burn. Mayday! Is it too late to eject from this relationship?
There’s a lot of people screaming about Stef being untrustworthy, which seems odd since this meeting’s whole purpose is so Tiffany can manipulate her.
“I meant I will treat you to the finest tap water.”
Run Tiff, do not walk as fast as you can
Tiff is going behind Dez’s back to try to persuade Steff to room with her. I think Tiff deserves what she is getting from Steff. I’m beginning to like the comments way more than the writing in this strip. G&K are turning all their characters into unlikeable ones. I always liked Luann but now they turned her into a privileged dimwit girl who acts like she is 13. The stuff Luann says or does now would be funny if she was 13 not 19. As far as Tiffany, one minute she is ok the next she is up to her usual high school behavior. I know G&K are going for laughs but they need to think of the age of their characters. It’s just not funny to me. I will keep reading though because I’m still hopeful.
Steph…Aw, that’s sweet, you think I’m your bestie…….watch out!!
She sure didn’t waste her time ordering the Filet Mignon
Just found out that “Saturday Night Live” alum Norm MacDonald just passed away at 61.
R. I. P.
Bestie? Or Beastie?
Well, there went Tiff’s makeup budget for the week.
The scammer gets scammed!
Graduate of the school of Anne Eiffel.
Gonna’ need an extra order of tooth picks for the bimbo with beef breath.
So, down the road and beyond The Peanut Gallery, is Gunther banging Bets, and has Crystal seduced Knute?
Hope Tiff brought her credit card.
I have no sympathy for Tiffany. Snotty witch gets all the karma coming to her.
I like her already!
Besties don’t let besties order filet mignon medium…
There is a Life Lesson for one of the girls here: don’t try to play a Player!
Problem is, for now, I’m not sure which girl is which, though Stef is in the lead at the first sixteenth….
Well…Tiffany is buying!
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