Luann by Greg Evans for April 23, 2022

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    lvlax  10 months ago

    Well played, Nil!

    So what is next?? Doing naughty things at IKEA and hoping nobody sees you? LOL

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    AnyFace  10 months ago
    Shades of Hitchcock’s “Marnie”~!! ✨
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    J. Scarbrough  10 months ago

    Waaaaaait . . . wasn’t this the plot of an old SIMPSONS episode?

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    The gulf between what she says and does

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    Z-bert  10 months ago

    End of arc.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   10 months ago

    Like turning a switch on and off.

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    whatever turns your crank Bern!

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    R.W.Singer -SF  10 months ago

    She’s a whole bunch of looney. Run, Nils….you have you own issues.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yo, Nil?

    You could do a lot worse, bro.

    For one thing, You got a gal that eventually gets around to romance.

    And she’s not:

    1) Calling all the shots.

    2) Pushing you around.

    3) Accusing you of cheating.

    4) Uploading every single second on social media.

    5) And abandoning you in some parking lot.

    At least, Not Yet. ;-)

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    kenhense  10 months ago

    Not enough here for another whole week unless the ice breaks.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member 10 months ago

    Nil is confirming Pavlov’s results.

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    outonalimb  10 months ago

    Maybe in panel 4 Bernice is just playing along with Nil’s game and pretending to be excited on account of him pretending to hear someone at the front door.

    And maybe in panel 3 Nil isn’t pretending.

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    Yuban333  10 months ago

    I called it yesterday!

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 10 months ago

    1. The Big Reveal! Berni is turned on by elusive kissing.

    2. Nil speaks in regular sentences.

    3. …?

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    Susan00100  10 months ago

    Well—Nil now knows what pushes HER buttons!!

    Betcha he uses it to his advantage!!

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    mnexplorer+  10 months ago

    Yup! That’s it!

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    Lucy Rudy  10 months ago

    It’s usually guys who want to do it where they might get caught. That’s been my experience a few times.

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    howtheduck  10 months ago

    Squirrel!!

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    rklynch  10 months ago

    Boom. Nailed it, Nil. Now what is the medical term for this sort of thing. I know there’s gotta be at least one…..

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    Binky Premium Member 10 months ago

    Time to move back home Bernice.

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    Enter.Name.Here  10 months ago

    Is that the first time I ever saw him smile? Really smile?

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    computerprogrammer2028  10 months ago

    Yep, just like I thought….

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    alasko  10 months ago

    How many people, besides myself, have told you so, Bern is freaky, about getting caught.

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    Bobbin Dobbins  10 months ago

    SQUIRREL!!! No, wait, that’s for Puddles.

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    Rhetorical_Question   10 months ago

    Ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous, absurd and farcical storyline twist?

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    nesto49  10 months ago

    Busted!

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    Tyge Premium Member 10 months ago

    Nil is homing in on it. He just has to envision the right scenario! 8^ )

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Nil is… SMILING!!! This situation amuses him and he seems to love Bernice even more than before ♡! Bernice can’t deny it, even if she doesn’t like her kink, it’s a part of her and Nil will surely use this knowledge for the good of both. I love this couple!

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    kenwarnerfordictator  10 months ago

    Well, good for Nil for finally figuring it out, because I never saw that coming. Now, things a finally beginning to make sense. Why all the sneaking around when they were both adults and neither one was cheating on someone? No we know. And I have to give Nil a lot of credit for putting up with Benice this long.

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    Florida Boy Premium Member 10 months ago

    Just waiting for the reaction when the Degroots encounter bare buns on their couch! Perhaps they’ll see a side of Bernice they never really noticed.

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    Dkram  10 months ago

    Nil, you rogue.

    \\//_

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    Caldonia  10 months ago

    But Bernice keeps cancelling the make out sessions whenever someone “catches” them making out. I don’t know how this would be sustainable. If they don’t actually go to her room and lock the door and the windows, they’re going nowhere! Even then it would stop her because the walls are so thin. Fascinating. Always a way to keep the characters chaste.

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    Ellis97  10 months ago

    Bernice loves a man who can really set the mood and build suspense.

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    Joel says *(I AM NOT GEORGE SANTOS)* Premium Member 10 months ago

    Well. this throws the ‘Nil is grooming her’ theory out the window. If he was, it is unlikely he would reveal his M.O.

    He was proving a point. She has a trigger.

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    Tenax  10 months ago

    Good grief. Remember actually having a conversation at his art show? Developing a relationship through conversation and shared experiences. Museum, art show, a movie or play, study for classes together, go bowling …. Is this all there is?

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    leighabc123  10 months ago

    This is the first time Nil has ever smiled!

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    Bohica Premium Member 10 months ago

    Panel 1: A rare smile (or at least half-smile) from Nil.

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    Johnnyrico  10 months ago

    Meanwhile, Puddles has escaped from the house and run off again…

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    GaryCooper  10 months ago

    Back to the park, then.

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    Decepticomic  10 months ago

    He JUST figured that out.

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    CatherineCreamer  10 months ago

    I have a co-worker who named his daughters Lisa & Maggie.

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    D.E.N.  10 months ago

    Looks like I guessed wrong about today’s installment; I thought they’d get caught. A couple other folks got it right, though … :-)

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    WilliamVollmer  10 months ago

    How far will Bernice go if Nil says he hears somebody coming? Did she put on her best bra and panty set? (Does she even own one? Of, course, she could borrow Luann’s, and, ask forgiveness later.)

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    tcayer  10 months ago

    Quick! Put your head down! I think someone’s coming! All right, It was me…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    If I was Nil and had the hots for a girl, I’d invite her to my home territory. No distractions!

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    Crash7  10 months ago

    She’s like Louise Lasser in that one segment of “Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask”.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago

    If Bernice needs danger just tell her that you forgot to pick up protection.

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    comic reader 22  10 months ago

    I hope this story is over. This weirdo Nil operating Bernice like a robot is really disgusting. The implication is, she would be this way with anyone who provided a “risk” factor. There’s no real human connection anymore.

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    ekw555  10 months ago

    he has found the button and he is pushing it.

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    brick10  10 months ago

    Oh, an adrenaline junkie!

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    Cole Rene Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hope this is the end of this story. Now how about a boyfriend for Luann, Tiffany or even Puddles? Get off Bernice and her idiosyncrasies.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  9 months ago

    Once a weakness is known

    It can be exploited

    For benefits your own

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    alexius23  9 months ago

    Take a Walk on the Wild Side where the women of color go…

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Aha! It might be for real this time! Wonder who will catch them or will it be a new arc next week?Bernice needs counseling. Might be her upbringing, but she doesn’t seem to know what love is.

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    priyansh.jeziel  9 months ago

    I haven’t watched the Simpsons in years, except for the short clips on YouTube, but since they got woke and got rid of APU, and the like, IS it really worth watching.I also like the realistic portrayal of law enforcement as shown by Chief Wiggim.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    “Hello officer, sorry about the steamed up car windows”

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    Bwahahaha!  9 months ago

    FINALLY! A character with an interesting quirk – she’s got a kink. Kinky! Kinkity! Kink, kink! “Back Door!”

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    Bwahahaha!  9 months ago

    I can’t wait until the strip shows them shopping at a fetish shop.

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    locake  9 months ago

    Nil just now figured this out? We saw it when they were together 2 dates ago. Which was several months ago in comic time.

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    locake  9 months ago

    Having a quirk like this does NOT make Bernice any more interesting or likable. She just seems more pathetic to me. She can’t even admit this about herself.

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    wantcomicsnow2  9 months ago

    At least Nil finally figured out what turns Bernice on. Took him long enough.

    As I said before, gonna make for an interesting wedding night if Brainless Bernice ever gets married.

    And this is the woman who had the nerve to get upset with Gunth and Bets for getting all cuddly at her study hall.

    Then again, that’s typical Bernice. She sanctimoniously condemns other people for their actions, but when SHE does the same thing, it’s fine.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 9 months ago

    Having reached that likely conclusion, Nel, I think all you have to do is whisper “Is there someone behind this sofa?” and you’ll be making the beast with two backs in an instant.

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    procentrum  9 months ago

    Good morning, Walmart shoppers. leather clothing, whips and handcuffs are 40% off at pillar 4 for the next 10 minutes.

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    montylc2001  9 months ago

    Interesting experiment in genetics here…when they have kids….which will be soon if they keep this up and ain’t careful….it would be a hoot if they turned out having jet black brunette hair or a redhead or natural blond….since both of them have brown hair.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Nancy walking in.

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    michaeljwolff  9 months ago

    “My middle name is Danger. Bernice ‘Danger’ Halper.”

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    destry1970  9 months ago

    Now that Nil knows what makes Berns nips hard, he all so knows she has an easy out, oh some ones here.

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    comic reader 22  9 months ago

    And she was supposed to be the smart one.

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    Ryan B Premium Member 9 months ago

    Keep the danger coming, says Nil.

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    mjowens1985  9 months ago

    Ew.

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    BJShipley1  9 months ago

    Bernice’s “I require the risk of getting caught” kink wouldn’t be so bad except that she immediately shuts down if she even thinks someone might actually be watching, as we’ve already seen. So Nil only has the tiniest sliver of area to work within, and even that’s assuming Bernice doesn’t have a bunch of hang-ups about the sexual act itself, which is pretty damn unlikely.

    Get out now, Nil; this juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    Like I said, Nil understands this a lot better than I did at his age

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    The Quiet One  9 months ago

    I had a girlfriend like that once. We had a lot of fun.

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    jfikse Premium Member 9 months ago

    If Bernice likes the danger, then why didn’t she like making out in public in the park? I guess it’s so she will be found out by the family, which seems contrived.

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    gnmnrbl  9 months ago

    She’s secretly an adrenaline junkie. Here’s the problem: Bernice FREAKED when her and Nill got caught just kissing. How would Bernice react if they got caught exchanging “v-cards?”

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    Seed_drill  9 months ago

    Didn’t see if anyone mentioned this was the plot of the Italian segment of Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask.

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    kittysquared Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ugh. Are the marrieds the only ones with a normal relationship?

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    Susan123  9 months ago

    Bernice has a wild side!

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Nil has correctly assessed crazed Bernie. Danger heats her engine!

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    lorenkinzel  9 months ago

    If I was Pyro I would say I hear 15 cars full of church ladies. She’d probably rip her clothes off!

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    luann1212 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Now everybody’s taking credit for figuring out the obvious story theme of this arc. Oh well.

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    Femi Aminat  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pushin the buttons…lol (。•̀ᴗ-)

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    rawalko  9 months ago

    Psych major, analyze thyself.

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    BlueKnight1966  9 months ago

    Wonder how she’ll react when he says “back door”.

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    John360  9 months ago

    TMI

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    missyhyattfan  9 months ago

    This made me laugh :-)

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    dogget  9 months ago

    um, you do realize that when someone who has glasses start kissing, they normally remove their glasses in order to keep them from getting damage or smeared…just a suggestion.

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