Luann by Greg Evans for April 24, 2022

Good to see the Moony Roomies, again. They’re more interesting than Bernice and her sexual disorders. lol

How is money lacking in Bets life, if she has a million + subscribers??

Oh, it’s gossip is what you and your roommates need, Steph? I hadn’t noticed. You know anything juicy you want to share about other people’s private lives?

Ohhhh crapppp!!! This is gonna lead right to Bernice and Nil …. ain’t it?

Bets has it right. You can’t gossip without good cell phone service.

And Stef can be the source of the gossip—enough to get her kicked out (I hope)!!

This is unusual—a Sunday strip that looks like a Monday strip.

Why is this a Sunday comic? This should set up a new two-week story arc for us to follow.

That’s Stef’s hair color on Sunday? I think I like the dailies’ hair color better.

I agree with Tiffany, college has lil to no privacy. And what has she, bets, and stef tried to have since they got to college? sex and lots of it.

i was going to say wardrobe (since all you ever wear is your uniform) just a thought!

Stef is that the only cloths you wear.

Just go online, Steph. Gossip is mostly what passes for political discourse these days—on all sides. This is an entirely nonpartisan statement. I keep running into this attitude, “Everything said about anyone on the side I oppose is gospel if it’s bad and fake news if it’s good. Irrelevant details of private lives are fair game for discussion, unless it’s about one of my own. And all I need for verification of any rumor is a pithy meme.”

And I just bet you someone will say, “Hey, that’s not true on MY side! Those others are the only ones who do that!”

Well, Stef – if you were not spending all your time having sex with Kippie, you might have some time for gossip.

Save this picture, Steff actually has her legs closed.

“We are four women living on campus, What’s missing?”

Everyone: “Guys!”

Nice to see Tiff and her roomies from the quad. It definitely beats a Brad/Toni Daytona Sunday strip where Shannon illustrates why Bwad and Toni D have not had much success at trying to start a family yet……

Bets is about money. Good – she can harness Gunther to make money for them. Gunther needs a purpose anyway.

Number One Topic is Stefani Bird!!!

I kinda hope this will backfire on Stef and all the gossip will be about her. Interesting know that Tiffany is no longer a person that spread gossip around just for the fun of doing it.

Hasn’t social media made verbal gossip pretty much redundant?

Sheesh.

Stef waits until 3 weeks before colleges close for the Summer and decides she now wants to bond with her roommates, plus get into their business.

In truth, the only people students want to “gossip” about is you and Kip, Stef. And that is “Yawn City.”

The solution?

1) Bets? Get a job. Or better still, you and Tiff take a fact finding besties trip to Soufflé Lingerie headquarters in Paris to met Simone.

2) Dez? Go work in your garden and watch out for snakes.

3) Tiff? Enjoy the privacy of your mansion in three weeks. And after you get back from Paris, make sure you have new roommates next semester.

4) Stef? Mind your own darn business.

Oh.

And ya’ll throw a big end of the year black out party in the dorm.

And DON’T invite Bernice.

Ok, I’ll go first. Did you hear about this one chick who thinks she’s the hottest girl on campus, but her bangs make it look like she doesn’t have eyebrows? And even though she’s an adult, she wears a bow in her hair like a little girl, like she’s trying to appeal to a very particular fetish. What a freak.

What you’re missing is true sisterhood.

Did we just witness a philosophy exam?

Wow! That was lame.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Looks like Tiffany and Dez shop at the same shirt store.

Maybe we can see a flash into the future with an elderly Steffi at the grocery store in her cheerleader uniform (altered a bit of course).

Please lose Stef!

OK… word around campus is, you’re a whore.

How about more studying?

Stef’s absence!

Stef is so shallow, if you stepped in her you wouldn’t get your shoes wet.

Go ssip? Sure, they could probably all use a beer.

What’s missing is her brain

I’ll go with “peace.”

You’d think that in this age of Political Correctness, Stef could come up with something better than a common, old fashioned hen fest.

I didn’t think we’d see Stefi until Monday. Hopefully her appearance today means she won’t show up Monday.

I know what we need LESS of – - Stefi.

Tiffany – “We gossip a lot, when you are not around.”

Can’t believe Tiffany is still there. I would have moved out ages ago and at the very least after they forced me to clean up after the dog THEY brought in.

Pardon the stereotyping of women from the South (Stef), but yes, they DO gossip there.

“I’m not one to go around repeating gossip, so you better be sure and listen close the first time…” courtesy of Hee-Haw

So the gossip will center around Bern?

I imagine some of us would like more absence of Stef.

To each her own.

Tiffany gave answers that conflict: parties and privacy.

Cue up the Pagoda of Peace. They will need it, eventually! ;-D

I was expecting her to say “boys”.

Men wasn’t the first, or even on the list?

I actually like the color of Stefi’s hair today. Don’t really like Stefi herself……

Let’s see——Gossip….Luann is tutoring a 13year old who has the hots for her. Berniece has gone over the top hormonal and discovered her dark side. Shannon is growing up (sort of). Brad and Toni still aren’t expecting. Howtheduck fell off the wagon again, Sallymargaret just completed her long sought after collection of Little Lulu comics (strangely many of them had Bird’s address scribbled on the backs of them ;-) aaaand Gunther finally stood up to Bets thanks to his BFF, Mordy’s urging and now Bets isn’t speaking to either of them. More later…..

Hey, gang?

Steffi DOES have more than one uniform! Check this out:

https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2022/03/05?ct=v&cti=1028975

Steffi, go home!

The remaining three roomies will be better off without you, and you can hang out with the high school kids at your old school, more your speed….

That cheerleader outfit looks like it has the Golden Arches of McDonald’s on it.

Stef, what you are missing us brain cells, empathy, kindness, a conscience. Really is that how Mr. Evans is portraying cheerleaders? Kind of an easy go to stereotype.