Luann by Greg Evans for May 11, 2022

Good thinking, Bets! Much better than having an auction.

Stef is a selfish Drama queen. Feel free to move out, Stef… You won’t be missed!

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Did anyone see where Kip went?!?

Slam

Okay… that went awkwardly.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. ✨

There are a few things I could say about today’s strip . . . unfortunately, saying these things would probably brand me a misogynistic sexist, so instead, I will offer everybody a non-sequitor. . . .

I’m watching animal porn. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.

Now if only she never came back

Stefi is quite the Karen

My way or else!

Bor-ring.

Oh, goody.

Sounded fair to me.

Why do they each seem so surprised and even upset that Stef stormed out?

And just like that, Stef is gone in Sixty Seconds!

Good plan, Bets!

Oh, and Bets?

Looks like Tiffany is no longer “The most selfish person you’ve met.”

(Reference Strip dated 04/21/21)

don’t let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya Steph!

Time to go impose on Kip’s roommates for a while.

Bernice? There’s a vacancy in the old dorm.

The only horrible thing here is her, she is an immature and spoiled child, she just had to throw a tantrum on the floor!

And just like that a master manipulator can make everyone in her presence (yet not outside observers) forget everything except that they made her cry. One always thinks that one is immune, until actually in the same room as the MM. It’s scary how they manage to do that. I have worked long and hard to remove all such people from my life.

Good riddance ya calf!

Time to go impose on Kip’s roommates for a while. No doubt they’ll be totally cool with it.

OK! Tomorrow a new arc! (wishful thinking).

I think Kip broke up with her…

Stef then don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Yeah, that’s right. Everyone else is horrible.

Good riddance to a waste of time and space . . .

Build a second hut. Problem solved.

Wow stef, temper tantrum much?!? That’s how an 8 year old behaves when they don’t get their way. why is kip still banging a chick who acts like such a spoiled child?

Out the door, lickity-split, tight little butt, wasn’t it? Burma Shave.

Don’t despair, Steffie, Tiff will help you pack!

Stef has become the best character in the strip.

like it or hate it, you’re still on the hook for rent. Life’s like that

Solves the problem if Steph moves out

Good luck with that attitude getting you anywhere in life, Stef. Looks fade, “Shoog” and then what will you have? Maybe you can fall back on your brains and personality? Um, nope!

Gee whiz Stef, more than four hours and you’ll be in the student health center with some serious chafing.

First intelligent thing Stef has said so far.

Problem solved as far as I can see?

I finally found a character in this strip I hate more than Shannon or Ann Awful. Stef.

So when is Bernice moving in to take her place?

One cannot please the unpleaseable. Don’t waste your time. Some people cannot be satisfied unless they have it all or get everything their way.

No loss.

Looks like Kip abandoned Stef to her own devices. Perhaps he saw a side of her he didn’t like and walked away, and Stef knows it, and blames her roomies.

Un-drawn third panel:

Kip’s hand pokes through the curtain, finger beckoning…

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“Next?”

A fair solution, even if Stef doesn’t like it. Much better idea than selling unused time to your roommates. Likely Kip was not impressed with Stef and left beforehand. Wonder what will happen when Stef returns.

This is too real and I love it! The sense to déjà-vu, somewhere in the past, about a person going mad with no real reason and walking away screaming is so intense, so much a teenage thing! I hope that one of the three will follow Stef and try to talk to her. I can see Dez doing it, but obviously, if the person doing it is Tiffany… that would be really awesome!

Seems that Stef has replaced Ann Eiffel as The Bitch You Love to Hate.

So move home where Mommy & Daddy will no doubt give you anything you want, you spoiled brat!

Unfortunately, I think she’ll be back.

Seems it’s all about Stef. I say this as a narcissist; I know the ways of my people.

Well, Stef…. If you hate living there so much… then GTFO….

Here’s my question…One would expect a spoiled, snotty brat like Stef to be in a sorority… especially since she’s a cheerleader… So why isn’t she?

Oh no. Anyway…

Don’t Go Away Mad, Just Go Away ……..

Where is Kip? Three more days! Is Stef going to the housing office?

Three grown ups. One brat

I mean, good.

No one here has observed that Bets’ plan only covers 16 hours of the day. What’s going to happen with the other 8 hours? Will the Dixie Floozy figure that out as well?

Bye!

Ooo, I love it when a problem solves itself.

Tiffany: Well… ’bye. (Turns to Bets) Finish it.

Well lets just throw a hissy fit because you don’t get your way.

Ahh Buh-bye…

Have known far too many drama queens like this… ;-)

It took you two weeks to think about that instead of an auction? That’s the first thing I thought about when this started.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, good by…

loss of privilege feels like oppression

And to think, she’s all in an uproar because she wants to be getting laid non-stop, 24/7. Maybe Dez could scare up some Ben-Wa balls for her

Or maybe you have a medical or mental problem and need some help, Stef.

Fairness, to the entitled, feels like persecution!

The problem seems to have solved itself

I say, let the three of them go find a nice place together somewhere and stick Stef with the rent on this place.

Hmmm….it can’t be that easy.

Good news! Now we all get six hours!

That’s a very fair, equitable, and reasonable solution. No wonder Stef can’t stand it.

Now we get to meet a new character – the campus housing administrator! Stef’s complaint will get them all get kicked out and they’ll have to go live at the mansion. Or maybe, (because she’s such an important person on campus), she’ll get a single occupancy dorm room and these three will get a new roommate. Please let it be Bernice, then Nil could do a painting of the inside of the privacy hut!

There she goes.

What a princess! Unfortunately, this is not inaccurate for some southern belles.

Who cares where Kip went to?

ahhhh silence.

Well……Bye!

Ahhh, peace at last.

Problem solved?

Ohhh, I can see how this is gonna go. They’re gonna feel guilty and cave in.

Also, these mood swings… With all of Kip and Steffi’s activities…I have to wonder….?

Stefani Bird is the college version of the old Tiffany Farrell (aka Sheraton St. Louis).

Tantrums and door slams are power plays. Will the girls buy into it?

Cry me a river

let’s see 4 hours per day, between 4 dormmate’s, equal’s 16 hours. Are the other 8 hours class time, sleep time?

No big loss there!

Bye.

Hopefully she leaves, this is getting boring

Trying to decide how to use the sign up list this week reminds me of four “soccer moms” trying to split a lunch tab.

Is this exit and “slam” symbolic for an emergency escape from a arc that is not working?

Kip ran for his life!

first pick one hour at a time! you don’t want somebody to bogart the best four hours of the day.

Be warned roomies. Because I believe 1980’s one-hit wonder comedian/actress Julie Brown called it and said it best….

“Every-body run! The Cheer-leader’s got-a-gun!”

AH HAA!! Misdirection play called! The play, not the result of the misdirection, which remain to be seen. I think Steff went into her’s and Tiff’s sleeping/study/dorm room, not leaving the suite itself. i can’t tell if that was the case, but based on the angles from prior panels I think that is their room, her’s and Tiff’s(although I notice the door she slammed has a handle and lock that one sees on an entry door). So did Kip leave, or did he go into the room? Stef clearly is showing her insecure, selfish,immature side here though. To what end? Remains tob be seen.

See if we miss you, Stef…

Stef moves out, Bernice moves in. she could use the privacy hut.

bye bye pain in the butt

Four hours per day is not enough? That’s some serious stamina. At that rate, I’m surprised that she was actually able to walk in and out the dorm.

Zzzzzzzzzzz…

Spoiled brat throwing tantrum?

The dorm smells so much cleaner since she left

Sheesh. Selfish anyone?

Problem solved! In fact, two problems solved.

Of course…because Steffie can’t have things exactly HER way, her ROOMATES are horrible!

Yes, I know.

When you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Oh, that college life were that simple. Having delt with a few Steph’s, she still has some alternatives. 1) she can go complain to the dorm supervisor/Bern’s old job, that her roommate situation isn’t working out & make up any excuse for why. She’s bratty enough to do this, and dorm supervisors are usually just another college student who just wants to not be bothered with enforcment, regardless of “fairness” of other roommates. 2) she can do the same with the housing office asking for her money back, and make quite a stink if the uni doesn’t give it back. Remembering her fillet Mignon lunch with Tiff, Steph may be pritty money smart. 3) Steph could trash all 3 other girls online, making it hard for them to get future roommates & rentals as a lot of roommates ask for social media links/references now. 4) along the same lines Steph can just refuse to pay further rent. My guess is none of the other girls have her financial info, it’s handled by the housing office who will then hold the three remaining girls responsible (easier for the office) and possibly have it affect there credit for future rentals.

Kip is learning what my grandfather told me about women: “Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.”

… Or the first half, that is.

Stefi must be bad at math. Four hours a day would give her and Kip 2 2-hour sessions. That would be enough for any college students.

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to spend 4 hours a day in a tiny, probably filthy hut. Gross!

Yippee!! no more Stef.

As a saying by George Bernard Shaw said—“We’ve already established what you are,Madam.The rest is just negotiating over your price”

Don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya, Stef!

Sounds fair to me.

YeGADZ,DO THEY MISS HAVING HER AROUND already???

Bye Felicia

By the end of the month,we’ll find out something about her that makes us feel sorry for her.Not liking her,Just sorry for her.

Kick her out.

Problem solved.

Stef, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Pretty sure Stef left the dorm. Her room had a B or some letter on it and I think the other bedroom door was just to the left of Tiff and Stef’s room.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

Selfish much, Stef?

Bye bye

My granddaughter is more mature than Stef. My granddaughter is 2.

If she’s screwing kip 24/7, when does she go to class or even cheer?

Wow! She’s a spoiled, selfish child!

Good riddance; Stef is an even more vapid version of high school Tiff.

I’d say “good riddance “, but we know she’ll be back. Her ten other cheerleading outfits are still there. ;-D

Hmmm, just found this quote. “Narcissists are masters of illusion; they play the poor abused victim while in truth they are wreaking havoc by torturing, mistreating, and abusing those that they fooled into loving them.” Looks like Stef is finally being found out.

Well that just solved itself.

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out sweetie.

Kip’s busy “face-palming”.

Actually, condidering what has been going on there, why would any of the other three want to go in there after Stef and Kip had there “session”, with you know what dripped all over (remember Stef using Tiffany’s towel).

Three more days—will it be the ladies standing around talking? Is Kip still there and we will see what he’ll do? Will Stef reappear? Will a pizza be delivered? Anything could happen!!

I wonder how Tiffany, Steph’s most specific roommate, will react when they next meet. As a grown-up Steph, will she be able to wrangle the cheerleader?

She’ll be back…

Good. Maybe she will leave.

Finally she is such a hot hog.

Stef was never heard from again and they all lived happily ever after, the end. Well, glad this arc had a satisfying resolution, what’s next?

Another question is who’s really interested in using the privacy hut after Kip and Steff?

Problem solved?

I do hope the door hit her.

I find it hard to believe these three will stand firm against Stef.

4X4=16; a day (around here, at least) has 24 hours. So, there seem to be 8 extra hours available by this scheme, if anyone wants or needs them….

Of course, anyone who just stormed out the door missed my helpful observation.

And, oh, good riddance, Steffi!

If tomorrow’s strip is all about them apologizing for “hurting Steff’s feelings”, I will be p*ssed. Obviously no one’s ever told her “no” in her life.

Stef wanted to rebrand the Privacy Hut to the Shoog Shack. ;-p

Thanks, Stef, that solves the problem!

Damn..I knew guys and gals like Stef in college. Selfish, drama, narcissists; especially at a Catholic university.

I guess since Tiffany stopped being a 100% shallow narcissist they needed somebody to take up the slack

Wo she’s a flighty floozie!

Now you all get 5 1/3 hours per day.

Ladies, this is the part where you either pack up all of Stef’s things outside that door, or open the window and shout: YARD SALE, EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Buh-bye! Do not let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you!

Steffie is only a Little Bit Dramatic.