Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 22, 2022

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    lvlax  over 1 year ago

    Who knows Bernice… maybe you can catch the bouquet at Nil’s wedding?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    some pact

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago
    Sustainable? ✨
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    Namrepus  over 1 year ago

    How amusing.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 1 year ago

    More like “muse without benefits”.

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    Scarlet Shimmer  over 1 year ago

    It would be hilarious if G&K just left it here and they continued happily in their platonic muse-ship.

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    Dreamdeer  over 1 year ago

    Bernice is happy, Nil is happy, let it be.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    He Luann, maybe work on your relationship status?

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 1 year ago

    Time will collapse the agreement!

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    beb01  over 1 year ago

    a platonic relationship does not come with “benefits.” Those benefits are decidedly carnal.

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    ericbrower  over 1 year ago

    “Platonic, non-intimate, muse ship”?

    Sorry, the look on your face says something else.

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    howtheduck  over 1 year ago

    Puddles wants Luann to know, “Less talking. More throwing.”

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    alasko  over 1 year ago

    Hormones beat pact.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder how long that’ll last.

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    red_tape  over 1 year ago

    Luann! Focus! Throw that ball before Puddles snatches it out of your hand.

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    capricorn9th  over 1 year ago

    Whatever. Now, Bernice, what about JACK?

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    mizmills2001  over 1 year ago

    I miss Knute and Chrystal they enjoy each other without the drama.

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    kenhense  over 1 year ago

    Try Muse without benefits.

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    Susan00100  over 1 year ago

    Has Nil ever showed any interest in a romantic relationship??

    So far, it’s been Bernice who’s been making the moves.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Look like Luann has already understood that this pact will not last long. She knows Bernice too well and knows she won’t resisth the temptation. I agree with her, Bernice was too attracted to Nil to be able to stay long in a platonic relationship with him. Plus, Luann knows that if he will starts dating someone, Bernice will be crazy jealous.

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    Ahh, the naivety.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Look at the three pine trees in the background of panel 1. Bernice drove them crazy and they spontaneously combusted.

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    cdillon85  over 1 year ago

    Does she get vision & dental as well?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bernice is kidding herself.

    The only questions are:

    1) Will that fact dawn on her by Saturday?

    And 2) Will Luann be “friend” enough to tell her?

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    As long as the story muse , er moves along!

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    Airman  over 1 year ago
    First visual impression: Why is Luann smelling her armpit?
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    Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago

    We continue with more of Luann’s existential muse-ings. “To muse or not to muse. Whether ‘tis nobler to remain platonic or suffer the slings and arrows outrageous ball chasing or take up outrageous task of convincing Bernice she’s a neurotic mess!”

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, Nil’s friends are all like… “Dude… have you gotten into that chick’s pants yet?”

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 1 year ago

    I talk with my muse often. I assume she is “Thalia” and she has never corrected me.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    he’s working on having his muse pose for some artwork

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    TERMINAL FROST  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All this time I don’t think I ever noticed Luann is a lefty.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 1 year ago

    ….and previous intimacy does not count — over and over does not count. Any children which may ensue DO NOT COUNT. Gravestones side by side after 80 more years do not count…..

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    kingbrlee Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There’s not much aMUSEment in this storyline.

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bern’s hormones are going to win out over her platonic, Spock-like philosophy. She enjoys it too much.

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    Scrum  over 1 year ago

    This is what “friend-zone” sounds like.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Everyone deserves to be loved, but Bernice ain’t everybody.

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    comic reader 22  over 1 year ago

    Bernice seems comfortable with her new relationship with Nil, so I hope it all ends well – like tomorrow – let it end. This story has gotten really boring. Sure, she’s one of the characters in this comic, but it seems like it’s been all about her for months.

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    jaydandrews  over 1 year ago

    Throw the ball Luann

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    prrdh  over 1 year ago

    Yup. Just ask Picasso, for one.

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    BuckarooDave  over 1 year ago

    when did Bernice raid Gunther’s closet?

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    The Quiet One  over 1 year ago

    Time will only tell. Smart money says they will fall into an intimate relationship again.

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    How many normal 19 year old males want a platonic, non-intimate relationship with a young woman? None that I’ve ever heard of.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Luann on a roll

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    Tetonbil Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That would be about ZERO! Zip, Nada. We are definitely wired differently than that.I can testify, I was 19 once and I still happily remember it. Good times!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How refreshing it’s been the last two days; Luann showing up in her own strip.

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    Martin Booda  over 1 year ago

    Wonder what will happen when Bernice and Nil go to an a-muse-ment park.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 1 year ago

    It’s ironic that Luann, who was very very resistant to having a physical relationship with Quill now feels such remorse for Berniece that Berniece has chosen to end her physical relationship with Nil.

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    pontiac59  over 1 year ago

    If Nil liked cows would he have a moos?

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    RSH  over 1 year ago

    Pacts are made to be broken. Something desirable is being forbidden, but for how long.

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    Ordinary Average Guy  over 1 year ago

    Bernice is one repressed woman.

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    Caldonia  over 1 year ago

    Oh my God now the writers don’t know what “with benefits” means. Groan!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    AKA “tedium for two”. And us.

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    rrsltx  over 1 year ago

    Bernice will end up being a frustrated single woman with a house full of cats.

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    Miles VanDelay  over 1 year ago

    I think being in a relationship with Bernice would be like having a muse around your neck. I’m betting Nil is happy he’s foot-muse and fancy-free.

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  57. Missing large  over 1 year ago

    Someday they’ll fall into each others arms like James Stewart and Donna Reed—-“I don’t want plastics.I don’t want the chance of a lifetime!”

    And Delta and Zane have been married a year now….

    shhh…it’s secret.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    What are the so called benefits again?…..

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    drewpamon  over 1 year ago

    Nil seems to know exactly what he’s doing here.

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    AndrewSihler  over 1 year ago

    It’s all a little confusing; I’m not sure that Mr Evans has a settled idea of what makes Nil tick. (Including such details as the hint that he’s a far-from-untalented artist in the classical/academic vein, despite his nihilistic posturing.)

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    I guess it is now?

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    jrankin1959  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t I see this sort of thing once on an episode of Kate & Allie?

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    cherns Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Platonic, non-intimate, muse ship…”

    I remember the original EULA for the pioneering anti-spyware program Spybot—Search&Destroy, which included:

    " I. Freeware

    “First of all, the reasons why Spybot-S&D is free:“I.a. Dedication" Spybot-S&D is dedicated to the most wonderful girl on earth :)“I.b. Binary“What do you get if you buy software? Lots of ones and zeros, nothing more. If they were distributed as art, I could understand paying it. But if the main goal of their order is to earn money – by fees or ads – I don’t like it!“I.c. Conclusion“This means that I grant you the license to use Spybot-S&D as much as you like. But if you like it, I ask two things of you: say a prayer for me (and the most wonderful girl while you’re at it ;) ) to your god – or whatever you believe – and wish us some luck.”

    Elsewhere, the author posted this:

    “Many people have guessed that she is my girlfriend. To my own bad luck, that is not true. But while she does not return my feelings of love, we still share a really wonderful and great friendship, and I am very very proud and lucky and thankful to be allowed to call her a friend. A friend who is warmer, more kindly, more forgiving, a friend to whom I feel closer to than any other. Even as “only” a friend (where “only” is quite the wrong word), Sandra Klass earns the title Most Wonderful Girl On Earth more than any other person on this planet.

    “Dear Sandra, I love you, and your friendship means all the world to me!”


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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    No since muses don’t liaison with the artist.

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    percheronhitch6  over 1 year ago

    Is anyone in this cartoon strip normal?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    You talk of being distracted, Luann? Puddles awaits his ball!

    And “platonic with benefits” is a non-starter! It does not compute, as they say.

    Confusion reigns supreme with Bernie and Lu….

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    A_view  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t a platonic non-intimate muse-ship another word for friend?

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