Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 22, 2023

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    Templo S.U.D.  8 months ago

    In Bernice’s interpretation, “take ten” would mean ten hours, ten days, or even ten years. That’s going to be quite a break after modeling alongside Jack.

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    J. Scarbrough  8 months ago

    Right. It’s the wig that’s embarrassing. Certainly not the dress, or the birthday suit.

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    BuckarooDave  8 months ago

    careful where you wave that hand, Bern!

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    beb01  8 months ago

    Bernice is holding her breath because doesn’t want to smell that little me man-musk.

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    Rhetorical_Question   8 months ago

    Body odors ?

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    Rockabore  8 months ago

    Yeesh, Bernice’s scrunchy bemused face in panel 1 is something I’d like to forget… I’m ready for a new storyline especially if the next part has Bern’s hand touching his thing trying to reach her glasses.

    Also, Something about Jack’s weirdly bulbous head makes me think of the kids from Family Circus. And, yes, I hate that this is the storyline I’m finally realizing why I’ve felt his weird head looks so at odds with the Luann artstyle. Now I can’t unsee it.

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    Joe Petitjean  Premium Member 8 months ago

    G&K if you were trying to embarrassed Berniece you have accomplish your goal.

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    Crann Bethadh  8 months ago

    At this point, my theory is that the Evanses are putting their characters into all of these really absurd situations because they’re just sick of them all and enjoy messing with ’em.

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    nightflight  8 months ago

    As I said yesterday, “Get a grip, Bernice.”

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    kenhense  8 months ago

    Nil doesn’t know what “embarrassed” means. I think he’s impacted by autism.

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    yoey1957  8 months ago

    My sister went to college on an art scholarship. One of her classes was human anatomy, with various models being used in all kinds of poses. During one “take ten” the male model was being flirted on by one of my sisters classmates who was, um…stroking the model’s arm with her art brush. Yep, you guessed it. Full salute! The art teacher handled it pretty well as she just said, “That’s just great, we’ll need to take a longer break because we don’t have the paper for this!” Causing the entire class to roar in laughter and lightening an embarrassing situation. Tru story!

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    alasko  8 months ago

    Your “eye” are up there Bern.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Bernice has either never seen genitalia or is embarrassed she is embarrassed…

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    Willow Mt Lyon  8 months ago

    What happened? Bernice is no longer smiling.

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    9thCapricorn  8 months ago

    Bernice is holding her breath because she doesn’t want to LOOK at his junk. I wouldn’t either. Not all women are so sexually liberated they’d have no problem looking at the junk of a guy who is not a romantic partner. Bernice is not that girl nor Luann. Tara, sure. Perhaps Nil should reconsider and ask Tara to be his model. She’s up for anything.

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    Nil says take ten and Bernice settles for a few in**** less.

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    basilisk Premium Member 8 months ago

    Why yes, he wears sweats, never gym shorts.

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    nightflight  8 months ago

    Nil is not embarrassed and Jack is more concerned with Bernice’s wig. I would guess that they’re both gay and Bernice does not turn either of them “on”.

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    imagenesis  8 months ago

    I found the final work of Bernice’s painting for sale here:

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    cdillon85  8 months ago

    I like Jack’s answer about the embarrassment. Classic misdirect.

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    TonysSon  8 months ago

    Is he nekkid? Is he not? Seems like Jack has become an example of Schrödinger’s dilemma.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Compared to when she started out, Bernice already looks a lot more like a model, she’s learning a lot durin this arc. More than embarrassed, it seems to me that she’s totally confused and still doesn’t know what she wants to do, what to think and (most importantly) where to look and if she can look. Bernice is the complete opposite of Nil and Jack, who don’t have the slightest problem with being naked in front of others. Who knows, maybe during this break they’ll talk and she’ll be able to understand what she’s feeling and finally she will be able to not feel nervous anymore.

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    Johnnyrico  8 months ago

    A little lower, Bern…

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 8 months ago

    “Every breath Bern takes,”

    “Every move Jack makes,”

    “Every stroke Nil takes, Oh for heaven’s sakes,”

    “Wig is ITCHING, too!” – The Po-lice

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    She’s blind as a bat without those specs.

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    Tyge Premium Member 8 months ago

    And it continues. Is this going somewhere?

    Looking forward to three more strips of the torture of Bernice. 8^ (

    Of course we all await the unveiling of the masterpiece.

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    eced52  8 months ago

    Maybe it was too blurry to distinguish?

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    brick10  8 months ago

    Her hand is awfully close to the prize package.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member 8 months ago

    KEEP WALKING BERNICE!!! Evans, I hope you redrew this to show her leaving after your story line showed obvious sexual harrassment!

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    Calliope  8 months ago

    Again proving that G&K have no concept of what kids in their early 20s are really like these days.

    Have they met teenagers in real life? Was K home-schooled?

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    comic reader 22  8 months ago

    Bernice is going to have to make a decision – if she wants to be Nil’s muse and participate in the art world, she’ll have to accept Jack (and others) modeling on a regular basis. Even if she really wanted to be with Jack, she would have to accept his love for modeling. Jack and Dez would be a really good couple.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Take 7 or 8 maybe…?

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    phileaux  8 months ago

    I’d like to think Bern’s eyesight is so bad she can’t see the flesh tone speedos which would make it even more embarrassing.But could be nude . . .

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    calliarcale  8 months ago

    Will her glasses instantly fog up when she puts them on? :-D

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    AgingComicFan  8 months ago

    This easily qualifies as sexual harassment. Jack and Nil could both be thrown out of school for springing this on her without her consent.

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    locake  8 months ago

    Why would anyone hold their breath if they were embarrassed? That makes no sense.

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    Caldonia  8 months ago

    Dang, Luann got to sit further away at least.

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    comic reader 22  8 months ago

    Time for Bernice to move on. Nil is creepy and Jack is not interested in girls. At least Jack has been demonstrating good work ethic. He has a big confident ego and always works out, making him a stand out for modeling jobs. Nil on the other hand, may have to die to be a successful artist.

    This creates perfect timing for “enter Piro”. I’ll bet If she could go right now and meet him for coffee (even in her muse outfit) she would.

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m surprised she didn’t slide off her chair.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Jack’s hilarious and naive; he thinks Bernice is embarrassed by the wig! Models usually have a robe on between posing sessions. Will he reach for his! Wonder where Bernice will glance with her glasses on? ;-)

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    luann1212  8 months ago

    This is kind of complex as its being presented on two levels, the prurient implication, with Bern being in a nude art sitting, with men she knows, and assumedly trusts, while at the same time Bern’s complicated personality, cool, overly sure of what she knows not knowing much, mostly about himself, with a raging sexual inferno as part. Plus, hilarity ensueth (a third level). I just hope this is played for more than laughs. Nil and Jack are props (totally unlike how Bets and Gunther are portrayed) but, in spite of Bern hate, she is the messed up personality here.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member 8 months ago

    The people complaining about this storyline are probably also critics of Monet’s “Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe.”

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    jason.theriault  8 months ago

    She’s gonna go for her glasses but miss….. And grab something else.. =)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    It is just too much for Bernice….the view and all!

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Her hand is reaching quite close to………………………….

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Nudity itself is beautiful and classic. It changes once you try to eroticize and sexualize it. There are many classic nudes…until someone tries to turn them into porn.

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    BJShipley1  8 months ago

    Ah yes, the “holding one’s breath when embarrassed” which is totally a thing that people do.

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    dadlivonia  8 months ago

    Watch your hand, Bernice

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    Tsk tsk tsk.

    (He said with a disapproving look while holding back a smile)

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    RSH  8 months ago

    Bern is just trying to balance competing emotions. She wants to perform her role as an artistic muse and model while simultaneously reacting to being right up close to a fully naked Jack, whom she was (may still be) attracted to (physically). The smell and sight of a naked guy up close is something she hasn’t experienced. she’s just trying to process it all. Jack is used to being an art model; this is nothing to him but it’s all new to Bern.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  8 months ago

    Easy fix, Bernice: take a picture so you can look at IT instead of at the guy in front of you!;)

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 8 months ago

    As long as they don’t say anything racial this story will fly.

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    EXCALABUR  8 months ago

    Watch the Hand!

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    William Ellwin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Not sure the problem is the wig…LOL…

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    The Quiet One  8 months ago

    Getting a little hot in there Bernice?

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    PAR85  8 months ago

    Is she reaching for her glasses or something else?

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    Bernice wishes SHE could act as nonchalant as Jack;who is t rying humor to make HER less nervous.

    And when Bernice is driving home,a cop pulls her over and says—“Where’s the Fire,Whistler’s Mother?”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  8 months ago

    Naked as the day he was born.

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    jnd113  8 months ago

    Watch where you are grabbing!

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    jes91354x-miscx  8 months ago

    If she doesn’t watch where she puts her hand, she’s going to grab something other than her glasses!

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    “Right here, Bernice.”

    [Bernie feels around for them.]

    OOH! Sorry.

    [Jack guides her hand to her glasses.]

    No harm done.
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    Argythree  8 months ago

    I grew up with a cousin who is on the ‘autism spectrum’, ok? So it is something close to excruciating every time someone posts here that the antics of a character might be due to that. There are lots of good sources of info; I just don’t happen to have them at hand right now. Just Google ‘autism’…

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    4everbound2  8 months ago

    First panel: Bern just swallowed for the first time – and it wasn’t bad!

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    DawnQuinn1  8 months ago

    Don’t be a prude Bernice. LOOK!! He is a stud. Even I would look, and look again, and look again. lol

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    Susan123  8 months ago

    I’m enjoying it

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