Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 23, 2023

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    lvlax  over 1 year ago

    I guess that’s how Jack stays in shape… He eats chocolate donuts?? lol

    Bernice always seems to put her foot in her mouth.

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    So are we going to see Nil’s work of art??
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    C  over 1 year ago

    A one-track mind

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Oh, Bernice, you scatterbrain.

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    J. Scarbrough  over 1 year ago

    Ma’am, get your mind out of the gutter.

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    beb01  over 1 year ago

    That was a fast painting. How did he do it without smearing the ink?

    Can we have two days of Shannon to finish out the week? Kind of a palette cleanser.

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    sallymargret  over 1 year ago

    Bernice’s mind is still in the gutter despite her “primness”.

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    alasko  over 1 year ago

    Longing for more Bern?

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    DrPepper  over 1 year ago

    Awkwaaaaaaard

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    salttsea  over 1 year ago

    They make an interesting threesome.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    1, 2, 3 put foot in mouth….

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    let’s go out for hotdogs!

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    “No, I meant my you-know-what!”

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    walt.donovan  over 1 year ago

    Apparently I am a dimwit because I’m not getting the joke. Unless Bernice thought Jack was referring to his…. appendage. In that case it’s not all that funny. Ah well.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bernice’s mind isn’t in the gutter, it’s still in the pages of the bodice-ripper that she was remembering fondly all throughout the posing session.

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    SJhapamama  over 1 year ago

    Haha, awkward indeed! In the pregnant pause that follows, you could probably hear the crumbs drop from Jack’s snack. Love Nil’s “expression” in the last panel. I wonder if Jack even processed what Bernice said…

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    luann1212  over 1 year ago

    Nobody’s mind is in the gutter in the arc, but a lot here are; Bern is a repressed soul to begin with, what she wants is intimacy, and she’s a virgin, who doesn’t know how to deal with her feelings. While it’s hilarious on some level about the nekkid art session, but the real point to me is does this get her anywhere out of that sad loop of despair. It’s a tragicomedy kids.

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    Joe1962 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nil show us the masterpiece of art work. My bar for expectations is set very low.

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    BabyBlue  over 1 year ago

    I want to see the painting too! I like the concept, Mona Lisa smiling at David. It’s perfect for Bernice. This could work!

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    Willow Mt Lyon  over 1 year ago

    Bernice could have said, “It was difficult. I want to change back into my clothes now.” But no. She is too busy thinking about Jack below the navel.

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    Uncle Kenny  over 1 year ago

    It depends on your metabolism. <y skinny friend would have one of every dessert at a church potluck and never gained a pound. I would eat a sliver of apple pie and gain five pounds.

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    9thCapricorn  over 1 year ago

    Yes, Bernice. He’s talking about how Nil’s art is coming log, you dirty minded girl.

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    salttsea  over 1 year ago

    Maybe next time, Nil should use something from Andrew Wyeth’s collection as a foundation. “Bern’s World.”

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    howtheduck  over 1 year ago

    I like the wey Bernice works her way from “pleasure” to “f” to “you’re welcome.” I have been in that situation before, when you had a really terrible time, but manners are forcing you to be polite and not speak your mind.

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    nightflight  over 1 year ago

    “Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up…..of Jack.”

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    Caldonia  over 1 year ago

    That’s probably what he really wants to know—from anyone who ever sees it. This was weird.

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    jaydogg187  over 1 year ago

    I assume that “How’s it hanging?” will take on a new, awkward dimension between Jack and Bernice.

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hahaha, How can Nil look that gobsmacked with one eye available.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For a moment, Bernice was about to admit she’s having fun, then she changed her mind. Admitting that something that made her whine and angry at first is actually something she start to enjoy it’s always a big problem for her. The same can be said on how she feels about looking at Jack. She had a moment of admission, followed by embarrassment because what she just said revealed too much about what she thinks and wants. Poor girl, totally usable to relax! But it’s nice to see Nil finally thanks his friends.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    So, no glances after Bern got her glasses?

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    KenHelmick  over 1 year ago

    He needs the extra carbs to stay warm.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Oh, _God.…..,” – Last words of Gandhi from the movie.

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    Knowing Nil, it’s probably very small and minimalist.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Has Bernice never been on the internet?

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    papajim545  over 1 year ago

    Nope, don’t want too

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What a complete waste of time. Cyclops could have been painting a portrait of Ann ❤️ Eiffel. But, like most of the envious smitten kittens on here, he’s not worthy. We all ❤️ Ann ❤️ Eiffel and anxiously await her return.

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    rrsltx  over 1 year ago

    Watch it be a painting of just Bernice’s eyes ogling Jack’s unseen package.

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    Jiggers  over 1 year ago

    No big deal!

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    ctolson  over 1 year ago

    Love Nil’s look. Gonna love reading about Bernice telling LuAnn about this as LuAnn will pry/badger it out of her.

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    TravelinMan  over 1 year ago

    Haven’t seen any complaints about how boring the strip has become lately. What a difference a couple of months makes.

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    StoicLion1973  over 1 year ago

    Why does Mona Lisa smile? She saw Jack’s member? Wait, is this arc just a long Monty Python reference? I remember something similar from “Quest for the Holy Grail”.

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    comic reader 22  over 1 year ago

    Now that Bernice has been successfully de-sensitized to nudity, all Nil has to do is get her to try it out herself. His next painting will be Mona and David dance…naked.

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    brick10  over 1 year ago

    So, is Bernice sexually harassing Jack?

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    No comment.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Man, these two guys are clueless.

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    WilliamVollmer  over 1 year ago

    Was Jack supposed to be in the painting, so show what Mona was contemplating? If he was, there will be a lot of people calling it porn.

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    No you won’t. Can’t show nudity in family comics.

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    djeisen38  over 1 year ago

    I think it’s time to ditch this story arc and move on to something else. I don’t think this story is that great.

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    Johnnyrico  over 1 year ago

    Bernice always thinks that EVERYTHING is about HER…. so GD self-important she is..

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    BJShipley1  over 1 year ago

    Is this girl seriously getting flirty right after that extended display of prudishness? Talk about your mouth writing checks your @$$ can’t cash.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    But, has he captured the smile? All else is irrelevant

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 1 year ago

    “… but actually….smaller than I expected. Maybe he’s saving on paint.”

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    The more you try NOT to do double entendres’,the more you’ll end up saying them.

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    Elaine1975  over 1 year ago

    Knowing Jack it might be a granola or energy bar

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    Stewbeef  over 1 year ago

    If she can’t see why would she smile? Just the thought of it?

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Aaahhhh,Nil just painted his own thumb anyway

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    jojo318  over 1 year ago

    Every day is now double entendre day.

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    nufalready  over 1 year ago

    Bernice will never be the same.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 1 year ago

    The “BENIS” you mean?

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    1soni Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d like to point out that even without her glasses, she still should have been able to see something. Unless there was too little to see.

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    The Quiet One  over 1 year ago

    You almost stepped in that one Bernice.

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    Statick  over 1 year ago

    Well, this is the beginning of the end for Nils.

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    RolloTheGrouch  over 1 year ago

    Whoa. Lots of water under the bridge since yesterday. Somebody must’ve swapped out the writer or the character. Or skipped a few days and printed Saturday or sometime next week.

    Or maybe all this was just GnK’s biggest misdirection ever.

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    Gen.Flashman  over 1 year ago

    A teacher and principal in a Florida school just got fired for “exposing” a 6th grade art history class to a picture of David.https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-principal-out-after-viewing-of-michelangelos-david-upsets-parents_n_641c621ee4b0fef15248d867

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 1 year ago

    You almost loosened up a tad there, Bern! Keep it up, girl—you’ll get there someday!

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    waerdawg  over 1 year ago

    if thats a donut my eyesight is failing…looks like yak blood suet sandwiched by seaweed to me..

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    ranck1967  over 1 year ago

    Wanna get away?

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Bernice almost let it slip.

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    Bennie  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cute storyline

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    dtercho  over 1 year ago

    Lets say she was focused!

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    JonnyT   over 1 year ago

    That’s the most endearing, human thing Bernice has ever said. I bet Jack finds it cute and is kind enough to roll with it. He’ll be written out soon.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Ha ha! Is Bernie tripping over her forked tongue there?

    Hypocrite much, Bernie?

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