Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 20, 2023

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    lvlax  7 months ago

    Where did that sink come from? It wasn’t there yesterday… it was a fireplace.

    Knowing there’s poop on the floor is a little disgusting, too.

    Did Luann really think there was going to be wifi in that tiny cabin?

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    J. Scarbrough  7 months ago

    Don’t they have a data plan they can switch to?

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    Tyge Premium Member 7 months ago

    Don’t forget the lions and tigers and bears OH MY!

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    illuminare  7 months ago

    Leave it to Luann to cry about no internet, id be more concerned with the poop , no beds and no cookware.Time to find a hotel before they discover that they have no heat or firewood for the fire.

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    outonalimb  7 months ago

    Maybe if they drive back to that gas station/store to buy some things they now wish they’d packed, they’ll discover that they can get internet connectivity there. Then they could do a quick web search and find a cozy inn nearby with comfortable beds, a cleaning staff, wi-fi in every room, a restaurant, a gift shop, convenient access to various kinds of entertainment and recreational activities, … and no vacancies.

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    rheddmobile  7 months ago

    Okay no dishes is a real problem. Can’t believe this place wouldn’t have a basic set of kitchenware.

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    Asharah  7 months ago

    Go home while you still can

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    9thCapricorn  7 months ago

    No internet is the dealbreaker. Trumps all other lacking amenities. I’d agree with Luann. No Dinnerware comes in a close second. We’ve seen how remote this cabin is. It’s not as if they could just order food deliveries or drive there. So let’s go back down the mountain unless you wanna hunt and cook your food over a fire and carve some wooden utensils to eat your catches.

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 months ago

    Yesterday I said “No Wifi?”. Close enough!

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    Joe1962 Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Christmas vacation from hell.

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    Wilkins068  7 months ago

    Wait’ll they find out that th cold water knob on the faucet is th only one that’s connected to any water

    G. I. baths are relly great when th water’s got little bitty shards of ice in it

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well that’s it, just get in the car and leave. How would you survive? Yeesh….

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    hubbard3188  7 months ago

    Are we sure they drove far enough up the road? Maybe this was his original shack, and there is a nicer facility farther on? (We hope!)

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    wolfiiig  7 months ago

    Roughing it! Pack up and flee and hope Bernie lets you back in!

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    cdoorn98  7 months ago

    Is that ‘dueling banjos’ off in the distance?

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    Black76Manta  7 months ago

    What a dump, you better go back home!

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    Willow Mt Lyon  7 months ago

    There is a modern faucet on the sink, so this place was either built in this century or there has been upkeep. We used to have those little faucets that we would frequently and accidently chip our glassware on. However, I would expect some dishes in the cabinets and at least some cots to sleep on. The rats and mice are going to find their way in no matter what. I used to live in a forest, and finally I got rid of the mice by pouring a bottle of Aspirin down into the crawl space after I read "The Mouse and the Motorcycle to my boys.

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    Rhetorical_Question   7 months ago

    True luann nightmare!

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    TonyB.  7 months ago

    Maybe Luann is saying there is no WiFi. She used her cell phone GPS and maps to get directions to the cabin so there should be some Internet access

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    rklynch  7 months ago

    Oh no. The world has come to an end

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    uhohlol  7 months ago

    This arc is less believable than most. Too many surprises to an obvious guest house that is loaned out to employees.

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    Wilkins068  7 months ago

    This bowl of porridge’s too hot. This bowl of porridge’s too cold. This bowl of porridge’s just right.

    Enter 3 bears..

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    Binky Premium Member 7 months ago

    Big Fat Bummer! Time to pull up “Booking.com”… wait. you can’t, no Internet and probably no cell service. Could put up with everything else except poop on the floor. Deal breaker for me ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ

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    nightflight  7 months ago

    This is getting more improbable by each frame. If they do find a shower, odds are Bobby Ewing will come out of it.

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    JonGoss  7 months ago

    Well, since my baby left me/ And the icy snow heavily fell/ It’s somewhere in the trees with no 4G/ At the Hauntavirus Hotel…

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    The lack of dishes plus the fact that there are no beds and mice have free access makes the cute cabin less charming. It’s more normal that there is no internet. But if the snow becomes heavier, that will be a big problem. Now I really wonder if they will stay there or go away. Maybe they will have to stay because of the snow or tiredness. Or they will leave in search of a hotel. The only sure thing is that the relationship between Frank and that CFO will change forever.

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    Wilkins068  7 months ago

    ‘Look everone! There’s some thing to eat! I found a box of 8 Hersheys chocolate bars in th back of a cabinet! Hey on the back it’s got a sweepstakes form we can fill out fr a chance for th whole family to go to th next World Series in October of…. um..’

    ‘Of…. um.., what Luann?’

    ’Um…. of 1953.. ’

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    mgl179  7 months ago

    The whinefest continues. Free use of something and they’re upset because there’s no butler nor maid or chef. No full stocked fridge or liquor cabinet

    Such attitudes DIDN’T settle the west, or get us to the moon.

    On the plus side, the DeGroot family is surrounded by thousands of other snowflakes, so they’re in good company

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Back in the olden days, “folks” were taught how to live off the land and survive with whatever is at hand. And generations SURVIVED doing just that.

    I think the military still teaches it or did. So did the Boy Scouts before they went under.

    The DeGroots may learn a good lesson here. At least they’ll prepare for what may be coming one day.

    So they’ll be fine and maybe a little wiser.

    And thankful they didn’t roll up in an electric car. :-)

    [DUCKS]

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    sueb1863  7 months ago

    The poop on the floor would have me saying “OK, we’re getting back in the car and getting out of here.”

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    bobwigg761  7 months ago

    The GPS on Luann’s phone was still working when they “arrived at their destination”

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    Bernedoodle  7 months ago

    Brad looks like the Incredible Hulk in Frame 2. His hands are huge and he looks like he has put on 40 lbs.

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    KenHelmick  7 months ago

    Annnnnnddddddd…….I knew I liked this place. You have a tiny cabin like that to get away from the d@$! phone.

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    comic reader 22  7 months ago

    The only question now is- will they pack up and leave without finding the real Zeus lodge.

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    SeaSnork  7 months ago

    Brad said no bedding, not no beds.

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    tremaine53  7 months ago

    What a relief! I thought maybe Bernice had showed up.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   7 months ago

    I had a somewhat similar experience to this recently. Had booked a hotel at the Charles de Gaulle Airport and was shocked how spartan it was it was clean but it hardly had anything. I left my wife there, went across the street to the Hilton, and for 40 bucks more a night got a really nice room. I didn’t care if the first hotel still charged me. I was really angry at myself for having booked that hotel.

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    Jim   7 months ago

    it’s a cartoon, people.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ok, so supposedly “Zeus Lodge” is big enough to have a CFO, and this is his cabin.

    If that’s actually the case, this makes no sense at all.

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    david_42  7 months ago

    Worse, that’s a phone, so no cell service. How are they going to order pizza?

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    gango4  7 months ago

    Think “The Hank Hill family in Tokyo.” Calling it.

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    Wichita1.0  7 months ago

    Cue the eccentric neighbor in the hockey mask.

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    ctolson  7 months ago

    Yep, in the wild when the humans move out the pests move in. Better check the inside of those sleeping bags before sliding in.

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    Dkram  7 months ago

    Oh my, this has become a HORROR story.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Sounds like it’s time to cut this vacation short and go home.

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    Searsportguy  7 months ago

    This is beginning to look like a plot to a Hallmark movie. What happens next?A knock on the door. A young guy is on the other side. He is someone that has gotten stuck in the snow or the nephew of the CFO that has the lodge or someone else.You got the idea.

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    artheaded1  7 months ago

    Next up – Electricity goes out

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    iamjethro  7 months ago

    Is this the old gag of suffer through the night, wake up and snow is over and you look and you are not in the real lodge? The glorious all comfort lodge was just beyond sight in the snow. You slept in the guard cabin or whatever.

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    chris_o42  7 months ago

    LOL no Wi-Fi—disaster! Rough it for one night, it will make you appreciate all you have when you get back to civilization.

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    A.Ficionada  7 months ago

    Panic! Panic NOW!

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    eladee AKA Wally  7 months ago

    Granted it’s pretty primitive but they’ll have to make the best of it——at least for tonight.

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    6foot6  7 months ago

    Well that tares it!!!! No internet. Pack up, We’re going home!!!

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Forget the internet, can you call anyone?

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    murphraven  7 months ago

    This whole storyline is stupid. In an age where you can look up any address and at the very least find out how big it is, it’s unrealistic to think that at the very least Luann wouldn’t have looked this place up on Zillow or something before they left.

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yah, okay, nearest hotel time.

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    Jim2g  7 months ago

    Time to look for a hotel

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    steveconkey2003  7 months ago

    Luann’s phone got them there so……….

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    RonaldMcCalip  7 months ago

    LOL! The way Brad puffs himself up… the scene reminds me of Harpo Marx getting angry!

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    tutibug5  7 months ago

    On the drive home – Frank’s phone rings. It’s Joe the CFO that owns Zeus Lodge.

    Joe: “Frank I’m calling to see if everything is ok. The staff at Zeus Lodge called me and said the DeGroot family never arrived at the Lodge.”

    Frank: “We were at the one room lodge.”

    Joe: “That’s the cabin my great-grandfather built. We keep it in memory of PaPa”.

    Frank: (deer in headlight stare)

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    rshive  7 months ago

    The ultimate disaster for Lu.

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    Grey Forest  7 months ago

    Ha Ha brain dead for the weekend. Hey that CEO is doing a good deed for them or he might be getting ready to give the boot the nice way. Kept his mouth shut and say nothing about the cabin

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  7 months ago

    Where’s Big Foot?

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    computerprogrammer2028  7 months ago

    They got all that going on. You’d might as well be transported back to the “Gold Rush” days like in those old western pictures….Any running water? If you can trust it… They’d better leave now than risk being trapped there for days…

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    dblbaraje  7 months ago

    Well, the poop mentioned still,has mynfarvf

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    dblbaraje  7 months ago

    Well, the poop mentioned still has my far fetched guess that they are actually in the cabin the fami

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    dblbaraje  7 months ago

    Has for their dog.

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    pripley  7 months ago

    They should just wait 15 minutes. It looks like the cabin is bigger over time.

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    eladee AKA Wally  7 months ago

    I know the sign said Zeus Lodge but I still think they’ve somehow stumbled on the wrong place.

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    Lesstrawn  7 months ago

    Not true. Drive through northwest New Mexico, North east Texas, Middle of Arizona. No wifi, just xm radio.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yo and Ah Ho, Count ❤️ers, all… Let’s get real here for a moment, shall we? Secluded cabin in the woods… snow storm outside… big fireplace… Just Add Ann❤️Eiffel! The Count is sure there is Keto friendly food and Perrier Sparkling Water in the car… Bundling up in Sleeping Bags on the couch in front of the fire… So what’s all the kerfuffle? Maybe they could find a WiFi hot spot for the computer to log into the SiriusXM app and listen to the screaming hawt Radio Classics channel 148 and Ann❤️Eiffel? Does it get any better than this? Eat your ❤️s out, lowly unworthies. You ain’t even close to close, boy howdy. With that… outta here. The pre Christmas stress is getting more stressful by the minute. Hope all you lowly unworthies have an Ann❤️Eiffel Day! TTFN… Count…OUT! P.S. No wonder we all ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel!

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Evidently, Frank forgot the primary rule when accepting a freeby: always look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    eb110americana  7 months ago

    They are camping with a roof over their heads—yet they find the experience in-tents.

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    miztrniceguy  7 months ago

    THE HORRORS!!!!

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    donwestonmysteries  7 months ago

    That’s it!!! No Internet. Find a motel.

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    RSH  7 months ago

    And this is how they will have some real family time (as Frank declared), without electronic devices, just shelter, warmth, food and each other……. is what I am thinking. Interesting how Brad swells up with fists and a growl on his face, strong man and protector in chief, in this “wilderness” environment, on hearing Luann shriek.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  7 months ago

    EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY

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    Ginny Premium Member 7 months ago

    How does something that leaves poop get into the lodge? or is it from a prior “guest”?

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    RSH  7 months ago

    so they thought they were going to some high end chalet in the mountains and they are unprepared. I hope they brought food. They will have to get creative. Maybe they will meet someone who lives in the area, e.g. someone from the area drives by, sees a car parked by the cabin, the lights on and stops to lend a hand.

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    dbradway1  7 months ago

    It’s CHRISTMAS for cat’s sake. Can’t we just have a cosy, peaceful celebration of the season, a white Christmas in a comfy lodge in the woods? With Toni showing up on Christmas Eve.

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    locake  7 months ago

    Lots of people go camping in a tent outside and the accommodations are much worse than this cabin. Somehow they survive for several night and some even enjoy it, so I’ve heard.

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    ACTIVIST1234  7 months ago

    They can melt snow for potable water, but heating food may be more difficult. They did bring canned food with them, right? If not and they’re snowed in, options are going hungry a few days, hunting/fishing, eating the bugs and rodents in lodge, or eating…. any volunteers?

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    CoreyTaylor1  7 months ago

    The pest is right behind you, Brad!

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    Dr. Caligari  7 months ago

    Their bodies will be found….eventually.

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    Baron Grim  7 months ago

    Yep. I’m doubling down that this will be like that Absolutely Fabulous episode (s2 e1 “France”). They’re staying in a cottage and the lodge (chateau) is just down the road and the staff have been expecting them.

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    forestkat2015  7 months ago

    hmm … didn’t Frank say the CFO provided the lodge? Perhaps this is a subtle hint that times are about to get bleak for Frank and he will have to learn to do without. Just a thought

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Won’t even get a one star rating it seems…..

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    Caldonia  7 months ago

    No bedding? Gawd, Frank!

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    bwest.devore37  7 months ago

    no internet, oh the horror.

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    Don Rodriquez  7 months ago

    How will they survive!?!!?

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    roxy  7 months ago

    Lots of commenters here show that they have zero knowledge of these “mountain cabin” type of lodges. Lots of those owners are “connected” in their daily life or job, and thus they might prefer not to have the internet, or cell service, or electricity, or a ton of space, in their vacation getaway. My family has a small cabin on a lake. The only modern conveniences in it are a gas stove and fridge. It has no running water or electricity, and yup, no internet. (You can get a cell signal if you walk to the top of the hill.) The cabin is used mostly for sleeping, because the days are filled with boating, fishing, swimming, hiking, snowmobiling, skiing, or whatever else is available around the area. Eating is quite often done outside, as is a lot of the cooking. The cabin in the strip looks to be the lap of luxury compared to some accommodations you find in the mountains, considering it has running water and electricity. The only real surprise is “no bedding.” Most cabin owners leave the beds made when they depart, or at least have sheets and blankets stored in a dresser.

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    ACTIVIST1234  7 months ago

    I’m far from teck savvy, but if Lu could find the list ation on her phone in the car, couldn’t she just go outside and get online? Is it a dead zone if a phone can get MapQuest?

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    Phoenix83  7 months ago

    Wait until the storm is over and leave. You’re not going to be arrested for ditching.

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    The Quiet One  7 months ago

    No dishes does create a dilemma. Sleeping bags – no problem. No internet – no problem.

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    comic reader 22  7 months ago

    What would be hilarious is Frank telling his CFO that he really needs to take of the pest problem at his “lodge”. Of course, there wouldn’t really be any reason to tell him about the pest poop (because the DeGroots are certainly never going there again), but Frank would tell him anyway.

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    pagercat  7 months ago

    Props to Brad for relying on his primal hard-wired reflexes taking on the role of Protecter. He will be a great Dad!

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    troypaul  7 months ago

    How will she know when Dick Tracy’s new storyline begins ?!!

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    The deal is off

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    eladee AKA Wally  7 months ago

    Funny true story. My sweetheart husband and I went to the beach We had a key and were told we were in Section 4. We found Section 4. The crew was there cleaning and the door was open so we just came in and started unloading our stuff. After we had unloaded we discovered our key didn’t work. We were in the wrong Section 4!!!! So we had to load back up and find our actual house. We were young so we didn’t mind. We just laughed about it and made jokes about how we had pulled a “John Candy” in the movie “summer rental”. : /

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    asrialfeeple  7 months ago

    So know they know what they’re going to be snowed in in.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago

    My wife likes to watch Main Cabin Masters and a lot of cabins that haven’t been occupied for a while have a few “squatters”. ;-p

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    htieiri  7 months ago

    They need to get out of that place and either check into a nice hotel or go back home.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Fortunately, you remembered to download some e-books before getting out of cellphone coverage, right?

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    tutibug5  7 months ago

    What’s in the green bag on the table? Did one of them carry it in from the car? Is it a clue for tomorrow?

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    Kenezg  7 months ago

    Today’s generation would find no wifi or no phone signal the worse part of all that.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 7 months ago

    Up until now this looked like a misunderstanding, but what could be an interesting place. The latest developement doesn’t make any sense though. No matter how “primitive” it’s unlikey that a place like that wouldn’t have any bedding, but the lack of dishes is totallhy our of character. The very basic cabin on the Deer Lease I’ve been on in Texas for many years doesn’t have bedding, but there are dishes! And I Do mean ‘basic’. No electricity, no couch, no stuffed chair. Just bunk beds, a folding metal table and some folding chairs with a gas burner and a water tank out back. Oh, and an outhouse. But dishes!

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    nightflight  7 months ago

    Note: Today, Brad’s part is being played by Lou Ferrigno.

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    eladee AKA Wally  7 months ago

    I went back to check and there was no mention of a key to the lodge. So I STILL think they may be at the wrong “Zeus Lodge” and this one is just a replica in homage to the old original one or something and not the one currently being used by the CFO.

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    KingDavidLane  7 months ago

    Why would anyone want to do that? Homeless cosplay is ridiculous. The only valid reason to camp is to save money on an oou of town trip on a hotel or there isn’t a hotel.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    We see that amidst all the real woes, Luann sadly is yet another young smartphone addict who needs a fix!

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    jea9hrkr  7 months ago

    Yes Luann did.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 7 months ago

    The HORROR!

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    Rose686  7 months ago

    Luann, according to Calvin’s dad, it’s builds character.

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    Enoi  7 months ago

    I love Brad’s stance and expression. ♥

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  7 months ago

    Well,they can always pass time naming “the Christmas Mouse”.

    Brad—-spoiling f or a fight and no enemy for miles

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