Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 21, 2024

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    lvlax  2 months ago

    Yes, but those Billionaires marry women with beautiful, luxuriant hair.. so it all equals out. ;)

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    Need coffee  2 months ago

    Excellent plan. Beats even the South Park underwear gnome concept.

    Also, Toni looks great in P2, so it’s a win-win.

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    beb01  2 months ago

    No, Toni, it’s not the time spent on combing your hair. It’s that 98% of all men consider woman inferior creatures good only for birthing babies.

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    Joe1962 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Brad that not the question Toni asking, actually Toni it’s 88% of men who are Billionaires.

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    Bedrock  2 months ago

    Not the response Toni was expecting.

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    J. Scarbrough  2 months ago

    Is this the same mentality that says women shouldn’t have to shave their armpits or legs because men don’t have to? Because let me tell you, living in the hipster part of town, I see plenty of women walking around here who are even hairier than me, and I’m about as hairy as Corporal Klinger.

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    Namrepus  2 months ago

    Making a joke about a woman being bald can get you slapped right across the face.

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    californiamonty  2 months ago

    I wonder how Betts & Tiff would finagle this idea with their new business.

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    chassimmons  2 months ago

    Actually, the women I know are too wise to want to be a billionaire. It’s not worth it.

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    uhohlol  2 months ago

    Women have had the right to vote for a century. They should have their own political party and religion by now, a religion where they aren’t considered the originators of sin.

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    What about Oprah? She’s a billionaire.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 2 months ago

    Veeger?!

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 2 months ago

    All of a Sudden, Pink Floyd’s Money just popped in My head, followed by the Beatle’s Baby You’re a Rich Man! (Killer Bass on that track, Paul!)

    Tsk, Tsk.

    I Don’t think it has ANYTHING to do with “hair,” Toni.

    I believe it has more to do with a person maneuvering oneself to be on the ground floor to provide a HUGE number of middle class “folks” who have expendable income, goods and services that they think they need.

    Then monopolizing the HECK out of the “service.”

    Plus, buying Congress Critters, paying Little or NO taxes, and making a deal with the ‘Ol Devil.

    (You writing this down, Tiff and Bets??). ;-)

    [DUCKS]

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    luca.debus creator 2 months ago

    It’s true. Aliens all have no hair, and look at all the crazy tech they can afford?

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    Azul0858  2 months ago

    Interesting sidelight…Toni’s hairstyle is pretty similar to Luann’s — long, (lighter) blonde, thick and worn loose. There have been people calling for a makeover for the Luann character, including her hair, but no one seems to think Toni needs a new style.

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    Gizmo Cat  2 months ago

    By her logic, I should be a billionaire. I really don’t spend an hour on my hair, I give it a quick brush and I am done. But my hair is way shorter than Toni’s, I never had it longer than shoulder length and the last time it was that long is at least 10 years ago. And even then, it mostly took me 5 minutes to brush it and put it in a ponytail.

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    “No sugar tonight, no coffee, no sugar tonight, not tea!”

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    OneTime59  2 months ago

    Funny second frame with Brad’s pondering pause.

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    mgl179  2 months ago

    Yeah, sure, Toni, HAIR is the reason more women are billionaires.

    By that “logic” all bald men should be billionaires, or even trillionaires.

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    MS72  2 months ago

    I did a project with a coworker in a factory where we needed to ride the commuter rail. She washed her hair before meeting the train, and brushed it out on the way in.

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    Wilkins068  2 months ago

    Would Toni go for lookin like Skinhead O’connor?

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    Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Because women are less shallow, and less likely to think that life is all about the pursuit of cash, even if you have more of it than you can ever spend.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Brad simply responded as best he could to what Toni just told him. Their life as a couple seems to be great and full of relationships goals.

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    Red_Gertz  2 months ago

    Brad,don’t give Toni any ideas…! :D

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member 2 months ago

    Bets and Tiff SHOULD perhaps sink their teeth into trying to “BRAND” Toni…. instead of Luann, IMO. Toni would pull no punches and would let Bets and Tiff LEARN how rude and obnoxious those two have been.

    Leave Luann alone, “BATUBS”. She will not benefit from you snake oil rebranding scheme.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Brad loves Toni, no matter what she looks like. He’s the ideal husband.

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    ctolson  2 months ago

    Maybe it’s because women aren’t all consumed with being rich like a lot of men.

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    preacherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    Funny one, there, Brad. I hope in the next frame you get a smile from Toni and not a slap.

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    With that shaved head, she reminds me of Persis Khambatta in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s one theory.

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    RSH  2 months ago

    I imagine it is a lot of grooming work (unless one is on chemo) to keep that smooth bald head look, i.e. shaving the whole head almost every day to keep the stubble from coming back.

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    Don Bagert Premium Member 2 months ago

    Brad is doing a good job with his electric shave so far. If it was me, there’d be a hair here or there :)

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    ILK  2 months ago

    Funny reading all these comments whining, yes whining about how rich people should give you some of their money. You want to know why they are billionaires and you are not? Because they were willing to put in the work and you were not. They also give people jobs, support charities and fund the government. If you don’t like it, come up with an idea and put in the work. Then you can give away all you want.

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    Linnorm  2 months ago

    Brad really wants to get hit, I’m guessing.

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    jrankin1959  2 months ago

    PLEASE, Brad – tell us all you were joking!

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    Local 574 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Women who go through that voluntary process wish to be seen and related to as sex objects. I’m alright with that. But they need to stop complaining, or change.

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    timzsixty9  2 months ago

    Did y’all hear my eye roll?!

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    tarah  2 months ago

    A full beard takes as much or more time to properly care for as a full head of hair.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Attaboy……….

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    locake  2 months ago

    No, the reason more males than females are very rich is because women still do the far majority of child related tasks. That impacts 18 to 28 years of their prime earning years. Moms are mostly the ones who miss work to stay home with sick kids, take them to various appointments and drive them to after school activities.

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    FGWaiss  2 months ago

    An old (toxic?) philosophy from the late 70s-early 80’s : “Men only want two things. Money and p***y. So why are women complaining? They have half the money in the world, and all the p***y.”I believe Gary Busey’s character said this in “D.C. Cab.”

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    iluvsatch  2 months ago

    Ha ha, now that was a funny Sunday comic.

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    lemonbaskt  2 months ago

    wheress luann ?

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Just come up with an idea no one else thought of, and bust your a** 24/7 to make it happen. Simple

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    coffeemom88  2 months ago

    I don’t buy it. You can’t tell me that Jeff, Elon, and Mark don’t get manicures, waxes, styling, whatever down to the last hair follicle and skin cell.

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    kjnrun  2 months ago

    I never understood why any man would resent their wife making more money than him. I always told my wife I’d love to be the stay at home Dad.

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    candor1230  2 months ago

    TTThhhhhhbbbbth!!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Really??

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Wigs – the equalizer.

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    sobrown51  2 months ago

    I don’t know the answer but could speculate. One thing is that women prioritize people, family, relationships and quality of life over just making money. That’s a good thing.

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    The Quiet One  2 months ago

    Yikes, I don’t know Brad. Even though being a billionaire wouldn’t be a bad thing and she could get a wig.

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    Caldonia  2 months ago

    You’ve lost it, Toni. And by “it” I mean I.Q. points.

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    eced52  2 months ago

    and Brad ends up with a bright red handprint on his face.

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    Ukko wilko  2 months ago

    I’ve told my wife that if she lost all her hair she’d be the cutest bald headed girl in the world.

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    Nobody_Important  2 months ago

    I don’t (or have I ever) spent that much time on my hair. Than again, I’ve never been married…so maybe my input here means nothing.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Frigging hilarious, way to go Toni !

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