Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 19, 2003
Clare: Have you noticed that there are no straight lines in nature? Lots of curves, juts, squiggles and lumps... but no straight lines! Right angles, straight lines, These are man's attempt to force geometric order onto a universe of unruly chaos. Elvin: I don't care. I want the trays stacked straight. Clare: But that's totally an affront to nature!