Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 11, 2004
Clare: I'm looking for T-Bone. T-Bone: Yeah? Clare: You got the stuff? T-Bone: Oh, I got it. Clare: How do I know it's any good? T-Bone: Ask anyone. My rep is solid. Clare: Did the Feds get what they need? T-Bone: They got it. You'll get your money in a few weeks. Leticia: I can't believe you're too lazy to do your own 1040EZ. Clare: I prefer to have my taxes done by a professional.