Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 16, 2004
Customer: Why is my food taking so long? A trained squirrel could do it faster! Clare: I'd be happy to check on that, sir. Here's your hamburger, sir. Sorry for the inconvenience. Customer: Um, thanks.. Sorry about the squirrel thing. Clare: No hard feelings. Leticia: Clare, I'm impressed how you let that go. Clare: Leticia, revenge is a dish best served cold. Leticia: You put a frozen patty on his burger, didn't you? Clare: A dish served very cold.