Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 17, 2004
Neil: Leticia, if you could be any animal, what would you be? Leticia: I suppose I'd be one of those giant galapagos tortoises. They lead such long and peaceful lives! Leticia: What about you, Neil? Neil: That's easy! I'd be an elephant! Leticia: Good choice! They're gentle, yet strong...and very intelligent! It's no coincidence that the Hindu God of Wisdom has an elephantine head! Neil: I just thought it would be fun to eat stuff with my nose.