Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for April 23, 2006
Man: You know, Ms. Jones, I'm quite fond of you. Woman: Thank you, Mr. Smith. I'm quite fond of you, too. Man: Perhaps we should marry then. Woman: Gee, that would be splendid. Man: After that, we can start a family! Woman: Swell! Gary: And that's pretty much where babies come from, Clare! Clare: Wow, that was very informative, Dad. Next, could you explain in detail what sort of bodily changes I might expect? Gary: Bodily changes? Um. Well... certainly... let's see. Theres'.... I think I hear the doorbell! Leticia: Clare, you are too cruel! Clare: The only way to make it less uncomfortable for me is to make it torture for him.