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Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for November 20, 2015
Man: The perineum is the area between the vagina opening and anus. During childbirth this are a tears in 9 out of 10 women. The worst tears extend through the rectum and take months to heal. That's just one of the crazy things that happen to people's actual birthday.
This would make a lovely Hallmark card.