Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for November 26, 2015
Television: Okay! Let's count the cows! Husband: 1...2...3...4...5 Television: Great job! Wife: You know he's sleeping right? You don't have to watch this anymore. Television: Now count the pigs! Husband: I know. Husband: It's just making me feel so god about myself. Television: Great job again! You're a real superstar!