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Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for December 02, 2015
Wife: Why are you getting ready in the dark? Husband: Every time I look in the mirror with the lights on I see more wrinkles and old man spots. Husband: At least in the dark I can pretend I'm not aging a little each day. Wife: Stop it! That's ridiculous! You're more handsome now th... If I throw up in the next 5 seconds I promise it has nothing to do with you.
That’s one great advantage to being single. One’s dogs don’t care what one looks like.