Lunarbaboon by Christopher Grady for December 03, 2015
December 02, 2015
December 04, 2015
Monster: Oh. Hey! Good morning. I'll be your hangover for the next 2 days.
Father: 2 Days?!?
Monster: Yep. Your file says you're over the age of 30. That's standard.
Father: Remind me not to have fun anymore.
Moishe: Daddy is awake! Let's play!
I think this should be a pamphlet that your doctor hands you when you turn 30.