Man: Psst! Hey wishing star! Can you make me cooler?
Wishing Star: Ehh?! You're gonna have to speak up. I'm a million light years away.
Man: I wish I was cooler!
Strangers: HA haha HAHA
Make a wish upon that star; Wish for it to plummet and burn up to a crisp nothingness in the atmosphere.
I also wish I were cooler. It gets so danged hot here in Atlanta.
April 29, 2016