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Maintaining by Nate Creekmore for May 15, 2007
Marcus: I can't believe they banned us from the theater just because I tried to sneak you in! We didn't like that lousy theater anyway! Just because they have those giant screens, gourmet popcorn, state-of-the-art sound system... plush, cushioned seats... all the latest movies... top of the line moviegoing experience... c'mon, Tavian, maybe they're playing something watchable at the dollar theater. Tavian: Can we sit in the no-stabbing section?