Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for October 13, 2023

Oh, boy. I’ll pay for it with the contents of my treasure chest.

The last fish that visited the kitchen never came back.

Must be a fool’s gold fish.

The timeshare is almost impossible to get to (from where they’re at).

If you survive the seminar.

Funny! Just swim away my friend, while you still can.

Of course, the commute’s a real beach.

Is he referring to an actually adequate aquarium, or is this just a cartoon cliche?

Sink all of your money into it.