Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for September 22, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 1 year ago

    You just weren’t “maid” for it.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Because you don’t ask.

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    Coopersdad  about 1 year ago

    Because “His Royal Majesty” demands it.

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    Susan00100  about 1 year ago

    Because you’re too “turned off”!!

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    You have opposable thumbs.

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    juicebruce  about 1 year ago

    Nice PJs Phil .

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Because the comic strip is named “Marmaduke” and not “Phil”?

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    oh i bet she turns you down all the time

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    The Pro from Dover  about 1 year ago

    You’re a husband. I’m sure you’ve been turned down lots of times.

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    Michael G.  about 1 year ago

    Don’t ask questions to which you don’t know the answers.

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    Natarose  about 1 year ago

    Because, Phil, you have opposable thumbs, the dog doesn’t.

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    bobgreenwade  about 1 year ago

    Marm needed to have his bed turned down because it was too loud.

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    As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m sure she’s turned you down at least once.

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    djtenltd  about 1 year ago

    Because you’re not Marmaduke, Phil.

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      about 1 year ago

    Because he’s better than you.

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