You just weren’t “maid” for it.
Because you don’t ask.
Because “His Royal Majesty” demands it.
Because you’re too “turned off”!!
You have opposable thumbs.
Nice PJs Phil .
Because the comic strip is named “Marmaduke” and not “Phil”?
oh i bet she turns you down all the time
You’re a husband. I’m sure you’ve been turned down lots of times.
Don’t ask questions to which you don’t know the answers.
Because, Phil, you have opposable thumbs, the dog doesn’t.
Marm needed to have his bed turned down because it was too loud.
I’m sure she’s turned you down at least once.
Because you’re not Marmaduke, Phil.
Because he’s better than you.
September 08, 2015
June 27, 2017