Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 23, 2024

Falling on “death” ears.

You should realize Phil, that “walk” is just another …. four-letter word to Marm!!

;-)

Expect a “miracle”…..

Phil that is not how a dog’s mind works . You must stop and sniff ;-)

This is the situation with my dog. Every day.

Yeah, good luck on that one.

We have mid-size terriers. They literally follow their noses and walks (?) take a loooong time

Considering how their “walks” turn out I would take a stop and sniff.

Wishful thinking there Phil.

Awww…let him stop and sniff! That’s what they look forward to.

Good luck with that!

Careful what you ask for Phil….bye bye!

But Marm. needs to check the P-mail.

Every once in a while, when I was walking, I’d notice a person busy looking at their cell phone while walking the dog. I’d sometimes ask those people if their dogs knew how to cross the street safely, humorously, of course.

Wanna bet???

Marm doesn’t “no whiff” he can do it.

Hopefully marm won’t see any squirrels

Yeah Phil, that’s what YOU think.