Matt Bors for March 28, 2008
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Transcript:
Hillary Clinton: Let's cut the crap: Obama's a PANSY and I'm a fighter! My body's got more battle scars than John McCain! Shrapnel from I.R.A. bombing Health Care reform paper cuts Hillary Clinton: I'd show them to you but I don't want Chris Matthews to drown on his own slobber. Hillary Clinton: I'm the only democrat with the EXPERIENCE to be president. Just look at my schedule while I was First Lady! "True, it's mostly AIDS walks and brunches in the shade, but the redacted parts hide the REAL story." August 1996 Sunday Lemonade with Bill Monday Exchange student photo-op Monday Lenny Kravitz! Tuesday Lunch with Tipper Hillary Clinton: Like when I dodged SNIPER FIRE in Bosnia while single-handedly saving the country! bing! Hillary Clinton: OK, I'm COMPLETELY LYING about that. But crossing that many time zones is really, really tough. 3:00
