Matt Bors for May 05, 2008

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Everything was going fine in La-La Land (America). Barack Obama and his Care Bear Street Team were spreading hope and cheer to the disillusioned massers. But Obama's old friend, Grumpy Bear, kept grumping things up. Grumpy Bear: Crap sucks! And let me tell you about it! Let's start with AIDS... So it was time to throw that joyless wackadoodle under the bus. Barack Obama: I, uh, ABHOR that negative 'tude! He wasn't this grumpy back in the day. Will it be enough to cheer up the pundits? And, more importantly, does anyone care? Man: In 20 years, he never noticed the giant storm cloud on this guy's chest? IMPOSSIBLE! And why isn't there a FLAG BEAR?!