Matt Bors for September 09, 2009

Transcript:

Glenn Beck: Tonight on Glenn Beck: Victory! Through relentless hysteria we have smoked out radical black commie VAN JONES from Obama's czar-tatorship! Glenn Beck: But Jones was only a small fry, fellow patriots! We are going to take this fight to the tippy top of their tyranny tree! David Axelrod Umbrella Tax Moon Prisons Born In Kenya 1176+3.14= ELSEWHERE Barack Obama: They appear to have fallen for your most masterful ruse yet, dear leader. Van Jones: EXCELLENT. Now be a good little puppet and keep up your wussy centrist schtick. FEMA CAMP 1 Van Jones: I'll be in my home office, growing a mustache to twirl.