Matt Bors for June 28, 2010
In America, you can plunge the economy into an abyss of death and get a raise. Dump ten trillion barrels of oil in the ocean and not even be late to your yacht race. Launch insane wars, burn the Constitution, torture Muslims and retire comfortably to pen your memoirs. Travel back in time, kill George Washington, enslave America while dressed as Doctor Doom and blare Justin Bieber songs 24 hours a day without any opposition. HA HA HA But don't let a reporter from ROLLING STONE quote you talking smack on Obama... Man: Big poopy head. YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! President Barack Obama: No potty mouths running MY quagmire.
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