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Matt Bors for July 13, 2011
July 08, 2011
July 18, 2011
Transcript:
FOX & friends Now a complete morning show - just like the REAL networks! Steve Doocy and the sports conspiracy of the mornin'.... Steve Doocy: The METS have Venezuelans on the team - are they battin' for HUGO CHAVEZ? Gretchen Carlson's unverified cooking segment... Gretchen Carlson: We'll be making a souffle from cheez whiz and Ikea allen wrenches. According to Twitter, it's delicious! And Brian Kilmeade with the weather. Brian Kilmeade: We've got a cloud of Israel-hating over Washington and a high chance of Mexicans coming in from the south. 73
I continue to be amazed that so many journalists and political cartoonists consider the vast majority of Americans “stupid.” I also doubt seriously that Bors has ever even watched Fox News, except for carefully edited segments which aired on CNBC.
Hooray for the “fair and balanced” left-leaning-I-felt-a-thrill-go-up-my-leg “real” networks.