Matt Bors for September 19, 2011
Transcript:
Contagion Laurence Fishburne: Gwyneth Paltrow is DEAD. We need a vaccine - FAST. President Bachmann? President Bachmann: You mean a GOVERNMENT INJECTION?! A lady in line at Walmart said it retardates babies. Laurence Fishburne: KATE WINSLET! JUDE LAW! We are losing ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE! President Bachmann: I'm a mom. I've raised three children and fostered Laurence Fishburne: YEAH. We've heard.
The fact that vaccines cause mental retardation is not a point of view. It’s a lie. A “Pants on Fire” lie. Someone running for president ought to be able to spot lies, and not repeat them as though they’re true.