Trump put himself into a no-win situation. If he testifies under oath, he’ll likely say something that will get him deeper into trouble. If he doesn’t, it looks like he has something to hide.
Left out “being interrogated by the FBI” because if you lie to them it is like being under oath anyway. Which explains why our President Evil doesn’t like them.
Actually, Cobb’s “whiteboard” presentation missed at least 1 other – moving your thumbs – and a requirement to “think before you speak” would render Donnie effectively mute!
Making notes won’t work. Trump cannot be trusted speak unsupervised. Slap a pair VR goggles on his head and scroll replies through them. Train him to read with the VR specs the way he does a teleprompter. Otherwise, the man is toast. Just convince Mueller, the goggles are the reading glasses Trump claims he always forgot to bring to deposition hearings.
“Purjury Trap”, that’s like saying you’ve lied so much that no matter what you say it will contradict something else you said so badly that you might end up in jail.
Jason Allen almost 6 years ago
Trump put himself into a no-win situation. If he testifies under oath, he’ll likely say something that will get him deeper into trouble. If he doesn’t, it looks like he has something to hide.
Motivemagus almost 6 years ago
Or, to simplify, “speaking.”
retpost almost 6 years ago
But Trump never lies, to lie you must first know the truth.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That’s O.K. he can perjure himself simply by typing on Twitter. He ALREADY does it EVERY TIME he logs on now…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Trump said he owned the economy. Hannity called him a liar and said the downturn was Obama’s fault. Now that is a liar calling a liar a liar.
Zev almost 6 years ago
Well, then Donnie is screwed – he can’t help it, he has to open his mouth and start jabbering.
Sadandconfused9 almost 6 years ago
When the truth comes out of Trumps mouth..DUH!!!!.. Never happened!!!!!!
Mr. Blawt almost 6 years ago
There is no such thing as a perjury trap – you get interviewed by the special council and you tell the truth. If you like, that is perjury. No trap.
That is like saying gas station cash registers are robbery traps. If you didn’t want me to rob a gas station don’t have cash in the register?
ahab almost 6 years ago
The GOP Congress and his base still believe him, God help them and us!
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
No Gotcha questions like, can you read?, will be permitted.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Left out “being interrogated by the FBI” because if you lie to them it is like being under oath anyway. Which explains why our President Evil doesn’t like them.
wellis1947 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Actually, Cobb’s “whiteboard” presentation missed at least 1 other – moving your thumbs – and a requirement to “think before you speak” would render Donnie effectively mute!
robnvon Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Making notes won’t work. Trump cannot be trusted speak unsupervised. Slap a pair VR goggles on his head and scroll replies through them. Train him to read with the VR specs the way he does a teleprompter. Otherwise, the man is toast. Just convince Mueller, the goggles are the reading glasses Trump claims he always forgot to bring to deposition hearings.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
“Purjury Trap”, that’s like saying you’ve lied so much that no matter what you say it will contradict something else you said so badly that you might end up in jail.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Our President is a walking perjury trap.
Dtroutma almost 6 years ago
Got’ta turn his thumbs off too.