Matt Wuerker for December 23, 2019

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 3 years ago

    THROW IT BACK!!!!

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    lobo1939  about 3 years ago

    Bottom feeder

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    jborg  about 3 years ago

    Brilliant!

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    PraiseofFolly  about 3 years ago

    You might think a male specimen is big and tough, but it’s only about four inches long — the majority of that being mouth. And when it gets upward, out of its depth, it explodes. There are other essential details, too, but they would spoil the intent of the cartoon. (Sorry, I used to take special interest in these deep-sea creatures.)

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 3 years ago

    It should of had sucker fish attached and their labels should say, supporters!

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   about 3 years ago

    This fish has a powerful poison that causes a highly contagious disease… Any who come in contact with the fish or the individuals who are now or in the past, in contact with this deadly fish species will become infected with a ery nasty viral disease… Symptoms of the disease include loss of morality, loss of honesty, loss of ethical beliefs, loss of a spinal column…other symptoms include bottomless hunger for power, a driving hunger for a neverending fountain of easy wealth, a need for unending pleasures of gluttony and sexual abuse….the list of the adverse symptoms of this highly contagious disorder are too many to list here. Fish of this species should be destroyed immediately.

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    brwydave Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This toon would make a nice t-shirt.

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    david_42  about 3 years ago

    Too many teeth. I see him as a muck-sucking, bottom feeder.

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    mattro65  about 3 years ago

    I wish he could be like an angler fish in other aspects besides the tremendous depths to which he’ll go and his hideous visage. I wish he were very rarely seen.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Politically inedible.

    It looks bad but its afraid of its own shadow.

    When that one is dead the species should be kept extinct.

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    All we need to do is let that abomination know that it is actually science. Since it doesn’t believe in science, it will vanish in a puff of logic! Problem solved.

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    Andylit Premium Member about 3 years ago

    New species? Not even close. America, yes, the world, is long afflicted with the Narcissus Bombastus species. They come in all shapes and sizes, male and female, black, brown and pale. This is just another sample of the widely variant and strongly thriving species.

    Sadly, they will never be endangered.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Them right wingers is all the same.

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    theoldidahofox  about 3 years ago

    It causes Bible reading Christiana to ignore the most important words of their Savior.

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    Redd Panda  about 3 years ago

    I was thinking along the lines of a new specie of dung beetle.

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