“See the flabby magat with the toupé and the makeup,
Yeah buddy, that’s “his own real hair” /s
The flabby magat’s got his own jet airplane,
The flabby magat, he’s a “billionaire.” /s
And he’s up there, what’s that? Traitorous noises?
He’s bangin’ on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way crooks do it
Get your money for nothin’, from your chumps for free . . .
(I want my DNC!)
Apologies to (the aptly named) Dire Straits.