Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for June 25, 2022

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    C  5 months ago

    Scything him up

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    Ricky Bennett  5 months ago

    This was the guy he was dying to meet…

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Mini was only speaking the truth….OY!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    Geoffrey: Yes?

    [Pause. The Reaper breathes death-rattlingly.]

    Is it about the hedge?

    [More breathing.]

    Look, I’m awfully sorry but…

    Grim Reaper: I am the Grim Reaper. I am Death.

    Geoffrey: Yes well, the thing is, we’ve got some people from America for dinner tonight…

    [Geoffrey’s wife, Angela is coming to see who is at the door. She calls:]

    Angela: Who is it, darling?

    Geoffrey: It’s a Mr Death or something… he’s come about the reaping…

    [To Reaper.] I don’t think we need any at the moment.

    Angela: [appearing] Hallo. Well don’t leave him hanging around outside darling, ask him in.

    Geoffrey: Darling, I don’t think it’s quite the moment…

    Angela: Do come in, come along in, come and have a drink, do. Come on…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 5 months ago

    Prolly came for poor Mr. Meenkey…

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