Mike Luckovich for March 21, 2023

But he does test positive for slimy piece of cr@p!!

Yup like a wet log

Florida Man runs for office — sort of.

Anti “woke” platform. George Santos is going to define “woke” for everyone.

He’s a charisma black hole.

If charisma mattered, Trump would never have been elected. Dems think voters are dumb and care not about the issues.

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.

That’s what happens when you’re a hard-hearted, hater, who’s afraid of anything that threatens his toxic Christian white male centric world.

Have you seen his promo ad with him in what appears to be, him setting in a jet air craft ready for take off, and here we go with the typical little political insinuations (lies) that he is or was a pilot in the Navy, in fact, according to a news report on TV, the only thing he ever flew where the tiny caps off of urine test containers while in the Navy.

DeSantis is a wild and crazy guy compared to Pence in the charisma department. For Biden advancing senility cancels charisma. Trump charisma isn’t what America needs for unity. I prefer a boring wonk to one with charisma. I would be happy with DeSantis despite his extreme positions on guns and abortions but fear he will not have national appear.

Yeah, book banning is kind of a bummer, putzhead.

Right up there with his morality test.

DeSatan IS beloved…just ask him.

Now, if we could only get the MSM to stop covering him…

Florida. Where charisma goes to die.

But crapisma, he got plenty.

Don’t think FL Fuhrer DiStupid was a guard; he was a lawyer, which is worse, of course.

However, the 70 million’s latest hero creation is endeavoring on the lying, POS test.

His poll numbers are dropping faster then a paralyzed seagull…

I don’t think the man could pee on a stick if he tried

DeathSatan sent Undercover agents to spy on a Drag show in Florida. His OWN PEOPLE said there was “Nothing Lurid or Sexual” about the show, but he is STILL trying to get the liquor license of that hotel pulled. Just shows you what happens when a radical Reich-wingnut Christaliban nutcase like him is proven wrong. He just doubles down on his futile flailing at anyone around him!

According to Alex Karras, if you get charisma, a shot of penicillin will cure it quickly.

Tell him to put on mouse ears!

BTW. A giant stinky blob of seaweed twice the width of the United States is headed for the shores of Florida. Will DeLusional blame Biden, Disney or T dump? Seaweed has more c than De.

Using a term my dear departed Mom had for people like him: “…He’s a ‘drip’! "

When it comes to charisma, I’ve seen the all-time master at work. Sure, it was only B&W video, but I was transported by the sheer magnetism flowing off the screen. It was a giant rally, with an overwhelmingly enthusiastic audience, and he was in the middle of his sales pitch. I didn’t understand a word of it (it was in German), but whatever he was selling, I wanted to buy some.

The 60% of the Florida electorate that re-elected him don’t seem to mind.

He’s really in bad shape. No charisma, no physically attractive attributes, no sense of humor or sarcasm, no brains, no nothing. All he has is a nice-looking wife and cute kids. (Could have been enough for him but for hubris.)

If the primary opponents of Traitor Trump want to be the alternative (“Trumpism without Trump”), they MIGHT want to let the voters know why they should vote for them over Trump. It seems like him actually being a career criminal, and none of them being career criminals (that we know of, at least) would be a good talking point for THEIR campaigns.

Lawyers and rights groups calls for greater scrutiny of DeSantis’s Guantanamo record

Lawyers who represent detainees at Guantanamo said the allegations could do ‘incredible damage’ to the standing of the United States.

Between the high-heeled cowboy boots are the fact he stands like he’s wearing coat hangers inside his clothes I’m surprised Lard-O-Lago hasn’t really gone after him.

Ron DeSantis Ridiculed For Writing He Was ‘Culturally’ Raised In The Midwest, But ‘Geographically In Tampa Bay’ In New Memoir

Charisma isn’t as important as it’s made out to be in running for office. Consider Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, Lyndon Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Clinton, both Bushes, Joe Biden. Some are more likeable than DeSantis but none are particularly charismatic.

He’s not racist, but number 1 with racists.

Trump’s gonna crucify him in the debates. I can hear the short jokes now. He’ll stalk Ron just like he did Hillary.

When the WOKE Hero Bragg takes out Trump, that will put Brandon and DeSatan face to face in 24. When Ron gets through with WOKE culture, you will be begging for Trump to be forgiven. Ron DeSantis will eat Joe for breakfast in the debates.

Florida’s own George Wallace with a tan.

Adolf Hitler was charismatic. Charisma is not a good thing in the wrong container.

To be fair, DeSantis has as much charisma a wild boar

DeSantis has more charisma than Mike Pence. This is NOT a compliment.

Behind Trump by 30 points among Republican voters.