Mike Luckovich for April 17, 2024

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hmmm. I seem to remember Trump saying something about “Sleepy Joe,” the bicycle-riding, globe-trotting statesman who has traveled around the world in Europe, Asia and the Middle East this year, and successfully outmaneuvers Republican House Speaker after Republican House Speaker.

    Turns out Drowsy Don the Dozing Con is the one who has a hard time staying, well, WOKE.

    And while Drowsy Don the Dozing Con spent the day stuck in his trial trying to stay awake, Dark Brandon was on the trail — the campaign trail — as he has been traveling actively around the country like a man on fire, as those around him struggle to keep up.

    Turns out it wasn’t “Sleepy Joe,” but Drowsy Don the Dirty Con, the “great businessman” who couldn’t even win running an Atlantic City Casino. Oh, and how is that great social media stock doing?

    In “The City that Never Sleeps,” Dirty Don the Dozing Con can find a way. Zzzzzzzzz.

    Hilarious how the labels they try to pin on those they oppose, end up being a perfect fit for themselves.

    In any case, the teams are set for the 2024 season: PATRIOTS (Jack Smit, Letitia James, Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis) vs the STEALERS (Dozing Don the Drowsy Con and his gang of reverse Robin Hoods who steal from the needy and redistribute to the greedy).

    In the TrumpubliKKKlan cult, every accusation is a confession!

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    Joe1962 Premium Member 2 months ago

    No she says it did not happen.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    And yet traitors continue to mistake koolaid for oxygen…..

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    knutdl  2 months ago

    The trial is soooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooring.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  2 months ago

    He wishes he could

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    admiree2  2 months ago

    What a coincidence. The others insisted on wearing a blindfold too.

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    Flashaaway  about 2 months ago

    I wonder what’s keeping him awake at night?

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How soon until we see a MyPillow on the desk in front of Dozo the Clown?

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    smithsilverstrea  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, and she had to blindfold herself.

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    pasharuzam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He’s having a dream in which he stars in a live pornographic snuff flick in which he ‘heroically’ tries to rid America of Lady Justice, to the tune of the Stones “I can’t get no satisfaction.”

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    robcarroll1213  about 2 months ago

    “Worst 60 seconds of my life!” ~ Lady Justice

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    My First Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Joe Biden’s greatest accomplishment was showing the world just how great President Trump was.

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    Durak Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Trump is clearly incompetent to stand trial. He needs to be ordered to a treatment facility.

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    charliekane  about 2 months ago

    Hey Themis, rap ‘im on the head when he starts noddin’ off.

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    babka Premium Member about 2 months ago

    rockabye baby in the hot seat…..when the wind blows his hair’s like dead wheat…..when the bough breaks, his empire will fall……& down will come rapist, sows ears & all.

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    babka Premium Member about 2 months ago

    he gets so bored when he’s not center stage babbling he drifts off to Donaldland whenever he’s prevented by court schedule from getting his pickhimup Adderall toot.

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    wuhts  about 2 months ago

    Oooooooh, Mr. Luckovich, you’ve done it again. WONDERFUL!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    trump sleeping just shows how confident he is about getting off scot-free. Don’t worry, the fix is in and showing contempt for the process will get you more votes.

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    Havel  about 2 months ago

    Today’s (David) “Borowitz Report" had this headline: “Majority of Americans prefer Sleeping Trump to Conscious Version”.

    I heartily concur.

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    ncorgbl  about 2 months ago

    So many trials and charges he’s bored with it all.

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    piper_gilbert  about 2 months ago

    “She’s just a 2. Not my type. Believe me.”

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    IndyW  about 2 months ago

    Cute toon. After all, it is just a farce, show trial. Trump might as well catch some zzzz’s because the outcomes are predetermined and it doesn’t matter if he’s awake or not.

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 2 months ago

    Perhaps he is missing all those uppers that they handed out like candy in his White House.

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    Another Take  about 2 months ago

    Melania is so forgiving!

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    library_dean  about 2 months ago

    Now we know why Lady Justice is wearing a blindfold.

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    AndrewSihler  about 2 months ago

    Her?! As Trump would say, “I never met her, I don’t know her, I don’t know who she is, and anyway, just look at her, she’s not my type, she’s not anybody’s type . . . .”

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    A# 466  about 2 months ago

    re: "Hmmm. I seem to remember Trump saying something about “Sleepy Joe … ”

    Ol’ ’53 Killed that one dead today with a comment to Campbell’s cartoon on the same topic — which seems almost as popular a subject and OJ’s death.

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    sincavage05  about 2 months ago

    Did anyone leave a wake up call for his brain? Or should we call Dr Frankenstein?

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