Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 29, 2022

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    RAGs  4 months ago

    Remember, buses are always late, unless you are late, and then they are on time.

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    Because of all the kids who are late

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Get used to it, kid. It’s a pattern with which you will become familiar. School buses, promotions, raises, bonuses, and possibly the births of your children.

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Late is the new early …. ?

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    LongWong  4 months ago

    So you can hurry up and wait

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    Because if you miss the bus, your mom will have to drive you to school.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I get up at 5 AM to walk. On my route, I see school busses. Who sends their kid to school at 5 AM? I’ve also seen busses on the road at 6 PM. I hope it’s not the same group of kids.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Doctor appointments, drivers license bureau, etc.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 4 months ago

    What I always hated was being counted tardy for a late bus. I didn’t control anything about the route, other than being ready when it arrived at my stop, and still had to pay a penalty for arriving late? I got in an argument with a Jr. High (middle school) principle about that. Of course, a 14-year-old arguing with an adult authority figure probably didn’t help my case.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Training.. so you will be in shape later in life at doctors offices.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    Don’t trust anyone over 30.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s because the school bus drivers are doctors in training.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    In Illinois, you get in trouble if you file your state income taxes late. But the government payments to businesses to whom they owed money was at one time running 20 months behind.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Late” is a relative term, especially since you had to get there early to make sure you didn’t miss it, mostly reletive to how cold it is at the bus stop.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Even on a freezing morning, with the wind blowing down your neck, it is better for the bus to be late than you. I won’t suggest it is more fun.

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