Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 07, 2023

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    kingdiamond69  8 months ago

    Or she works in a Spanish Bodega?

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Some more global “Oh my God!!!”

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    Yes

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    [Traveler]  8 months ago

    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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    MRC112  8 months ago

    I never understood why someone would want to shave off their eyebrows so it could be painted back on – usually looking daft anyway.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago

    Our electric was supposed to go up and I get the bill and it is more than twice normal, WHAT? Turns out I never got the Jan 1 bill for some reason and due to holidays forgot about it. So I got a bill for 2 months. I went autopay.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    She doesn’t look like a character from the moderately confused community.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Probably the latter.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Ha! Mine was $1.00 less than last month! ☺️

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    wrytercat  8 months ago

    The bill stated I used 8.7% less electricity than the same time last year. The bill was $113 higher than last year.

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    sobrown51  8 months ago

    My mom’s first cousin (we called her a 2nd cousin though that may be incorrect) was born without eyebrows. She had to draw them on each day.

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    walkingmancomics  8 months ago

    Say! Did anyone notice how the gas/oil companies are struggling these days? No wonder prices are so high! Oh, wait a minute… HOW MUCH in profits did they make?

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Looked at the supermarket cold cuts counter and saw the price of regular sliced beef at $15/lb. Asked the guy if he had a brand that was less per pound. He said, ‘yes. if you buy less.’ For a minute, I thought he was kidding, then I said, ‘it doesn’t matter how much I buy. It’s still high at $15/lb,’ inference being it was still too high for any amount. He looked at me as if the idea had never occurred to him. Strange world we live in.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    She’s probably looking at the gas bill, and, if there was sound, you’d hear a gasp.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 8 months ago

    The latest trend in women eyebrows seems to be ‘Caterpillars’. And what’s with the heavy gunk in mens hairdos?

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    I told my wife she put her eyebrows on too high, she looked surprised.

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    l3i7l  8 months ago

    Years ago, the local Gas & electric utility offered a budget plan, where you pay the same amount every month. Twice a year it is adjusted, based on your usage, their projected costs, and the long-range weather forecast. Many times, my bill for the adjustment month has been less than normal. My current payment is the lowest it has been in several years.

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