Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 30, 2023

Time to get your own show on cable’s TLC (The Loser Channel).

When seeing some famous folks these days after cosmetic surgery, I often comment, “She’s someone who used to look like [insert celebrity’s name here].”

Their face is in reruns just like their shows.

It’s weird to see a lot of the talking heads on tv who no longer have the capability to show expressions because of Botox, etc.

In todays world, it’s all about looks….society has pressured women to be slim, trim and clothes and makeup…etc…..too bad some can’t grow old gracefully!

You’re not fooling anyone but yourself.

I’m free to be ME!

I think it was Lincoln who said in response to a critic, ’If I were two-faced, why would I be wearing this one?"

I don’t understand why pretty women make their lips look a cross between a duck beak and a sink plunger. The number of times I’ve seen a before and after picture and they always looked better before.

I wonder if and how they can sleep at night when their eyes are pulled back so far, can they really close them?

When favorite actors, who are often appreciated for their facial characteristics, get face lifts, it appears that their smiles, their eye and brow lines have been ‘rearranged.’ Seems one is looking at a different version of a familiar face. Not always a flattering change. Takes some getting use to.

When your face has been lifted so far that your vision is impaired, you’ve gone too far.

Was she.