Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 31, 2023

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Of course i am. Wouldn’t want to bruise the pie.

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    Farside99  6 months ago

    Even more so with soup.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Doesn’t want to be sued if the pizza ends up burning your lap

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    wrloftis  6 months ago

    This is one of those “Well, duh” moments, isn’t it?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    He can’t risk the pepperoni sliding off….

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    dflak  6 months ago

    I don’t want to say that my wife and I have been married for a long time, but around our house when the question is, “How many people does it take to pick up a pizza?” the answer is usually, “two.”

    We seldom run solo errands.

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    gorbag  6 months ago

    You can’t buckle up a pizza. And it’s a lot more work to clean up if it falls off the seat.

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    Bill The Nuke  6 months ago

    Precious cargo!

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    drycurt  6 months ago

    As one should be. Gotta problem with that?

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    Baucuva  6 months ago

    You don’t want all the toppings on one side of the box!

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    DawnQuinn1  6 months ago

    NO soup for you!!!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    So which do you think he cares for most, you or the pizza?

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    xSigoff Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s all about priorities!

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    It is a statistical point that young women tend to be poor drivers until they have their first child.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    and beer…you don’t wanna hit a bump and spill the whole thing!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    And your point is?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  6 months ago

    Valuable cargo requires that care be taken in the transportation of said cargo.

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    erinurse2000  6 months ago

    “Hey, you want the cheese to slide all to one side? Fine! Watch me take this turn!”

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Well, sure, I’m always more careful if my loved ones are in the car — Ha! Ha!”

    He’s still peeling pizza off his lap.

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