Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 05, 2023

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Good comeback from the “do I look fat in this” question.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    There are some things that should never be seen by the human eye. When we last went to Outer Banks, I had to wear 2 pairs of sunglasses to blunt the glare from too much exposed, well-greased skin.

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    Saturn49  6 months ago

    How to have a swimsuit body: 1. Have a body. 2. Put on a swimsuit. 3. Ignore judgmental jerks.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    She’s on her way to the pool for water aerobics.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gravity has worked on you too bub.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago

    He need not say anything all he needs to do is to put on a speedo or one of Howards thongs.

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    Bill The Nuke  6 months ago

    Martha Stewart looks much better.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 6 months ago

    The look of horror on his face is priceless!

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 6 months ago

    On the other hand, making fun of overweight old ladies is mean.

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Martha Stewart’s photo was so photo shopped that it appears less than 50% of the original pixels were left.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Marge…“It’s a bad thing”!!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 6 months ago

    I enjoyed the cover photo of Martha Stewart. If some retouching was done, it’s common for “cover girls” of all ages.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    unfortunately, yes…

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member 6 months ago

    My father and grandmother both had skin cancer. I looked online and found a number of sites that sell UV-resistant swimwear. I bought full-length pants, a long-sleeved high-necked top, and a wide-brimmed hat. Some people look at me funny or make comments about religions that they imagine I support, but I don’t care.

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