There are some things that should never be seen by the human eye. When we last went to Outer Banks, I had to wear 2 pairs of sunglasses to blunt the glare from too much exposed, well-greased skin.
My father and grandmother both had skin cancer. I looked online and found a number of sites that sell UV-resistant swimwear. I bought full-length pants, a long-sleeved high-necked top, and a wide-brimmed hat. Some people look at me funny or make comments about religions that they imagine I support, but I don’t care.
Ubintold 6 months ago
Good comeback from the “do I look fat in this” question.
sandpiper 6 months ago
There are some things that should never be seen by the human eye. When we last went to Outer Banks, I had to wear 2 pairs of sunglasses to blunt the glare from too much exposed, well-greased skin.
Saturn49 6 months ago
How to have a swimsuit body: 1. Have a body. 2. Put on a swimsuit. 3. Ignore judgmental jerks.
ladykat 6 months ago
She’s on her way to the pool for water aerobics.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago
Gravity has worked on you too bub.
timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago
He need not say anything all he needs to do is to put on a speedo or one of Howards thongs.
Bill The Nuke 6 months ago
Martha Stewart looks much better.
magicwalnut Premium Member 6 months ago
The look of horror on his face is priceless!
magicwalnut Premium Member 6 months ago
On the other hand, making fun of overweight old ladies is mean.
Buckeye67 6 months ago
Martha Stewart’s photo was so photo shopped that it appears less than 50% of the original pixels were left.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Marge…“It’s a bad thing”!!
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 6 months ago
I enjoyed the cover photo of Martha Stewart. If some retouching was done, it’s common for “cover girls” of all ages.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
unfortunately, yes…
ValancyCarmody Premium Member 6 months ago
My father and grandmother both had skin cancer. I looked online and found a number of sites that sell UV-resistant swimwear. I bought full-length pants, a long-sleeved high-necked top, and a wide-brimmed hat. Some people look at me funny or make comments about religions that they imagine I support, but I don’t care.