Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 30, 2023

She’s a real charmer

If this is their first date, I’m predicting it will be their last.

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

No, no you don’t. You’ve just proved you’re a boorish wanker.

Be right with you, Karen.

The sooner to see the back of you, my dear.

Someone please help her out. With the emphasis on out.

Ooh, it’s Prima Donna Karen.

Good thing I brought my ear plugs

You also get everyone else’ attention…oy

Perhaps, but is it worth the glares from all those around you?

See, it’s not just for winning arguments!

You get quicker service but I’m not going to be tasting any of the food you get served.

probly texts in all caps too!

Maybe she’s an artist who loves drawing attention.

Rude indeed, but too many servers never look up/around to check on their tables.

I work in a customer service field, and there definitely is some truth in the squeaky wheel getting the grease.