Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 23, 2024

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    C  2 months ago

    The new diet cola

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  2 months ago

    I’m guessing some brand of antacid?

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    rossevrymn  2 months ago

    I do know several people who have lost a good bit of weight with Ozempic.

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    Carl  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just wait for McD’s new special sauce to be ozempic.

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    walstib Premium Member 2 months ago

    Every year the St Paul Saints baseball team’s pig mascot gets a new name. This year the name is Ozempig.

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Don’t talk to me about prevention: give me the cure.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    This would be funny, if there wasn’t so much truth in it.

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    hooglah  2 months ago

    “That will be $44.97…please drive forward. “By the way, we don’t have that medicine. We are all college graduates, but no degrees in anything useful”.

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    albzort  2 months ago

    Years ago I went to brunch at Denny’s with a bunch of friends. I ordered one of their breakfast skillets “with a side of Lipitor”. Even the server thought that was funny. When I got home I looked up the nutritional info on their website. That one meal had a full day’s allowance of fat.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Ozempic causes you to have a reduced interest in food, sex, exercise … life.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago

    That will be $1000.

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    That will be the day…

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    bakana  about 2 months ago

    I’m somehow reminded of a scandal when Viagra was new.

    A Restaurant in NYC got in all sorts of trouble when they tried adding a salad to their menu that featured ground up Viagra tablets instead of Black Pepper.

    It seems they really do take that “Prescription Only” thing seriously.

    When a Salad is the most expensive thing on the menu, that tends to attract attention, too.

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