Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 20, 2024

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Depends, would you like a thump, a slug or a proper beating? I’ve learned never to get between coffee addicts and their fix.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    I want a double shot long black in a regular coffee cup with a matching saucer and a nice new paper napkin and you can call it anything you like.

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    Freebyrd1  4 months ago

    I don’t think he’s a coffee drinker!

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    With extra cream.

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    PoochFan  4 months ago

    Some years back, I think one of the burger franchises only offered small or large fries for a time. If anyone ordered a medium, they’d automatically sell them a large. That’s how I remember it anyway.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    OK. Then give me large.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    No speak the lingo.

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    Direwolf  4 months ago

    How about a mini double grande?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    Give me a cup of large coffee

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Hyperbole that makes the the brand seem ‘special’ doesn’t improve the taste or justify the price.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 4 months ago

    “You know what? I’ll just go back home and make my own…” I never understood the fascination with Starbucks, or even coffee cafes. (Isn’t that redundant?) I prefer my own brand, made my way.

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    MRC112  4 months ago

    Before I knew what an Americano was, I always struggled to get them to understand what I wanted. Going into a coffee shop and asking for a coffee didn’t really get me very far.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    Don’t be a drip.

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    bobbyferrel  4 months ago

    I like my own coffee. I get as much as I want and nobody looks at me strangely in my robe and jammies.

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    billdaviswords  4 months ago

    Jollibee (a Filipino fast food) in Manila only had “medium” and “small” soft drinks. No amount of explaining had any effect on that…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    When they specialize they can expect a tip.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Oh and what’s black coffee?

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    HarryLime Premium Member 4 months ago

    In my small town we have a cafe when I and a group of friends meet once a week, just to rehash things and, of course, tell lies. The coffee is fresh brewed … every cup … and there’s never been a complaint. We tried McDonald’s once, but it wasn’t the same.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    Joe Fox: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino. — You’ve Got Mail (prices have risen since the movie came out)

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    sincavage05  4 months ago

    They charge extra for the black by itself. To make up their food costs.

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