Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 07, 2024

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    Cheap $189 tree.

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    Ubintold  2 months ago

    Cut it out.

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    TStyle78  2 months ago

    Go with the Clark Griswold.

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    Somewhere in between

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    Wichever is cheaper.

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    No 6  2 months ago

    Anything as long as it’s not a @#$% Holden Caulfield tree!

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    No 6  2 months ago

    @Nighthawks.

    Are you still drawing ‘Cleo & Company’? If yes where can l find it?
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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago

    At least he brought the saw.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree (cue the music)

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    purepaul Premium Member 2 months ago

    Can barely recall the last time we actually cut a live tree. I do recall that it had so much ragweed on it that after one day of severe allergies, we dragged it outside and bought an artificial one.

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago

    An affordable tree is what you are looking for.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    When we lived on several acres in rural area, we tried cutting different type of tree each year. One year we cut what looked like small upright long needle pine. Next morning after night in heated house, limbs had relaxed enough to cover 8’ sliding glass door and half of den. Was fun decorating anyway. Just took a lot more tinsel and lights.

    Another time we choose a small fir. Next morning there were small mantises all over the den and ceiling. Their wintering pods had opened in the heat. Sons and pup had great fun chasing them while I tried to vacuum the room. That was fun even before the lights and balls.

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    Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well done!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Hey kiddo, think Rockefeller Center.

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    kv450  2 months ago

    One year we were looking for a small tree for our crowded apartment. The guy on the lot said, “Oh, you want one of them Charlie Brown trees.”

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    Jody H. Premium Member 2 months ago

    Love this!

    I also loved your editorial toon about moral compasses…

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 2 months ago

    At least he has a saw. It drives me bonkers to see people in films going to get a tree with an ax.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    We have conifers all over the property. No need to kill one to have inside. We intend to finish up the interior decorating this weekend. I think the Mrs has another 50 feet of garland, aother string of lights and a ceramic Spongebob Santa. Not coming down until January 31st.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Now now, Charlie Brown Christmas trees need love too.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    You need to bring the correct size chargeable battery chainsaw.

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    “Charlie Griswold…” split the difference.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    Which one fits the most presents?

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    DawnQuinn1  2 months ago

    I am a softie, I feel sorry for the little weird tree everyone else ignores, .. so I buy that one as well, and make it as nice as possible. Every tree deserves that.

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    ira.crank  2 months ago

    I’ll get the Festivus Pole out of the garage.

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