Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2010
Woman says, "I'm on a prescription medication that's distorting my libido? I need somebody to accompany me to the poolhouse to explore some overpowering, erotic urges?" Monty says, "Uh-huh. Right. Well, that's very interesting? um. Say? have you seen Rodger?" Woman says, "Uh... yeah. He's over there..." Monty says, "Hey, Rodger! Do you have any mineral oil?! I got water in my ears and I can't hear a thing!..."