Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2011
Robot: Hi, honey! Sorry I'm late! Look! I bought you some flowers! What?! A car wash?! No! Of course not! A car wash? No. No. I've never been to a car wash! I... I... wouldn't even know how to find one! What makes you think I've been visiting a car wash?! Betrayed by the telltale scent of Turtle Wax.