Monty by Jim Meddick for January 09, 2022

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    wldhrsy2luv  7 months ago

    Cheers!

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    Randallw  7 months ago

    I got a car vacuum solely because I bought my mother a new car. I can’t imagine any other reason why my sister would give me one. It’ll probably remain unopened until my nephew wants to earn pocket money cleaning the car.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Ahh the practical gifts. I still remember the year that underwear replaced toys. The biggest hint was my first Gillette razor and pamphlets for the Air Force, Army and Navy.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    probable shoulda held onto a different present from someone else…

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    F-Flash  7 months ago

    Practicality is under-rated, Wa Wa

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    Baucuva  7 months ago

    Did that accidentally one year. I forgot one of my wife’s presents I had hidden and she found it about a month later. She enjoyed that and found it amusing.

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    monya_43  7 months ago

    Does Aunt Gladys think Monty is going bald? He still has a lot of hair. Must have been a regift. Maybe Aunt Gladys is losing her hair.

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    Spoonbone  7 months ago

    Aunt Gladys really knows how to cheer up a guy.

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    Csaw Backnforth  7 months ago

    As long as the gift wasn’t something perishable.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    My luck would’ve been a pair of socks or package of underwear. Or worse, a book entitled: “Losing Weight for Dummies.”

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    petermerck  7 months ago

    It might have been the ornament she thought you would like.

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    Does Aunt Gladys live in South Korea?

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    stamps  7 months ago

    Well, it should have been a new Christmas tree ornament.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Actually, her thoughts were in the right place. She knows you don’t need Viagra…..

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    EowynWolfmoon  7 months ago

    It was a tradition to get gifts from “the new year” in our family. Usually it was something like a personal box of chocolates that you didn’t have to share, an ornament or some sort of little toy, etc. Think there was some superstition attached to it at one time, but now it is just a way to ease out of the post holiday doldrums.

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    RWill  7 months ago

    Hairy Christmas!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 7 months ago

    I did that a few years ago. Actually, I saved a gift until mid-January to try to really head off the winter blahs. Turned out it was a box of no longer fresh-baked cookies. I ate ‘em anyway, Stale cookies are still cookies.

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    Night-Gaunt49  7 months ago

    Stitching in new hair works better.

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    Out of the Past  7 months ago

    Should have kept quiet and regifted it to the robot.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Well, cheers, Monty! Looks like Aunt Gladys has a sense of humor!

    (And it’s good to see you taking down your tree on the right day, since today marks the official end of the Christmas season.)

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    comicaluser  7 months ago

    Itis?

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